What's the worst PM you've ever got?

[barefootgirl69]

I have had quite a few odd ones in the last few days. It tends to happen when i haven’t been that active on the threads for a little while. Either that or there has been a full moon

Oh, *expletive*! The full moon is Sunday night/Monday morning. Things will be wild on Lit!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh, *expletive*! The full moon is Sunday night/Monday morning. Things will be wild on Lit!

Let’s find a big comfy duvet, plenty of snacks and lots of alcohol and just while away the hours together

 

[fullservice65]

*Howl*

 

[Jbond1981]

I know we've all got stories.

What crap has been sent to you by a stranger offloading their debauchery without your permission?

What nonsense are you having to read because people don't understand the notion of consent?

When sharing, please understand that one of lit's rules specifically prohibits the sharing of private messages in public. Please censor your responses accordingly because I think it's important to have this discussion without it getting shut down.

You must forgive any outward signs of being horny

 

[AmberLGreen]

You must forgive any outward signs of being horny

“Must forgive”?

Why? Please explain why people “must forgive” anything

 

[barefootgirl69]

You must forgive any outward signs of being horny

Nah. This "must" thing is BS.
Learn about how to behave in public and get consent.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Suck my balls bitch

 

[Seadog777]

Suck my balls bitch

I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Suck my balls bitch

I hope they at least said “please”

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

It's life

 

[Seadog777]

Those people are just jackwangs.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I hope they at least said “please”

Nope . that was the extent of it

 

[13Fantasies]

It wasn't the worst, but there was one today about "your brother or dad". NMK.

NMK....Now My Kink...

Well, then, Daddy's home.

 

[Tallulah82]

NMK....Now My Kink...

Well, then, Daddy's home.

Pretty sure the worst ones have been when they've called themselves Daddy...

 

[Bisexguy70]

Suck my balls bitch

. This is something im thinking about posting a thread about! For one person, a phrase or comment like that is offensive or degrading. For others its a huge turn on. Ive had guys tell me this as Im sucking his cock and my aroused state goes through the roof when I hear these words or some phrase like this. I think the key is to always be respectful and be keen on what others like or dislike.

 

[kathyisgr65]

. This is something im thinking about posting a thread about! For one person, a phrase or comment like that is offensive or degrading. For others its a huge turn on. Ive had guys tell me this as Im sucking his cock and my aroused state goes through the roof when I hear these words or some phrase like this. I think the key is to always be respectful and be keen on what others like or dislike.

Agreed.. context is everything...

 

[Mrtenant]

Someone sent me one about their fetish for sex with automobiles. Like penis in the exhaust pipe kinda stuff.

I like cars and stuff, but damn, not like that. No idea how some one would think I could share that fetish.

 

[Tallulah82]

Someone sent me one about their fetish for sex with automobiles. Like penis in the exhaust pipe kinda stuff.

I like cars and stuff, but damn, not like that. No idea how some one would think I could share that fetish.

I swear one day I'll get it right. One day I'll find out your kink then you'll be at my mercy.

 

[Mrtenant]

I swear one day I'll get it right. One day I'll find out your kink then you'll be at my mercy.

And what if my kink is having you at my mercy? How does that work?

 

[Tallulah82]

And what if my kink is having you at my mercy? How does that work?

Good Lord, man. I've been at your mercy FOR YEARS! I've thrown myself at you. Begged. Lied. Cheated. Nearly killed. All for a scrap of your attention. You know exactly how it works, you wanker.

 

[Mrtenant]

Good Lord, man. I've been at your mercy FOR YEARS! I've thrown myself at you. Begged. Lied. Cheated. Nearly killed. All for a scrap of your attention. You know exactly how it works, you wanker.

Love it when a plan comes together

 

[Ciceri]

I had a guy try to blackmail me after I didn't show up to service him. He wanted me to send him the title to my car. He was a strange dude. The worst part was after I refused he said he put a curse on me. He said anything bad happens in my life can be traced back to his curse. Such an evil man. I guess the curse is real if I believe it's real. But still...

 

[mickyp123]

Let’s find a big comfy duvet, plenty of snacks and lots of alcohol and just while away the hours together

Haha, you will both end up feeling down in the mouth,..........its a duck joke

 

[mickyp123]

I had a guy try to blackmail me after I didn't show up to service him. He wanted me to send him the title to my car. He was a strange dude. The worst part was after I refused he said he put a curse on me. He said anything bad happens in my life can be traced back to his curse. Such an evil man. I guess the curse is real if I believe it's real. But still...

wow, hope you reported him.

 

[ydahecnot]

I had a guy try to blackmail me after I didn't show up to service him. He wanted me to send him the title to my car. He was a strange dude. The worst part was after I refused he said he put a curse on me. He said anything bad happens in my life can be traced back to his curse. Such an evil man. I guess the curse is real if I believe it's real. But still...