What's your but?

[GingerSnap3]

Everybody has a but...

"She's pretty and funny, but her breath always stinks."

"He's got a great smile, but he's a total tightwad."

What's yours?

 

[luvthedesserts]

I love how you've decorated this thread, but I would have went with plaid.

 

[luvthedesserts]

And I forgot to welcome you to Lit, but watch out for everyone else. They are all pervs.

 

[Blase]

And I forgot to welcome you to Lit, but watch out for everyone else. They are all pervs.

I'm a perv, but I'm very good at it.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I'm a perv, but I'm very good at it.

You are truly amazing. And I mean that, but I have really poor judgement.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I can give women multiple orgasms, but I refuse to as a matter of principle.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I'd really really care, but you told me to be honest about my feeling. And right now I'm hungry and a bit gassy.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Don't you just hate it when you meet that certain someone that is just so yummy and amazing, but then you open your mouth and ruin the first impression.

 

[perkyT]

Don't you just hate it when you meet that certain someone that is just so yummy and amazing, but then you open your mouth and ruin the first impression.

Don't you just hate it when you meet that certain someone who appears just so yummy and amazing, but then he opens his mouth and ruins the first impression.

 

[luvthedesserts]

She's beautiful funny enthralling ethereal in every way, but she has troll feet and more back hair than I do. Oddly, it's the obsessive texting that is the deal breaker.

 

[Sexy_Me0508]

I keep telling myself to go slow but I always end up rushing things

 

[luvthedesserts]

Dinner was great. Candlelight, music, great conversation, I planned it all down to the minutest detail. It was the first time I'd ever actually put effort into it. I wanted it to go so well. So when it didn't, I was taken by surprise. I guess the lesson in this is simple. If you're going to date, don't. It's not worth it. Not the time, the effort, the expense. It's all so futile, but I did get a blow job from the valet. So there's that.

 

[Sexy_Me0508]

He's funny but spits venom at times....

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Uncontrollably insensitivity

 

[luvthedesserts]

I know it seems cute and all that, but that isn't your slip showing. It's your insecurity.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Sure, the tortoise won the race, but Thumper got the girl.

 

[Wide_eyed_Indulgence]

I would add something here, but these people are all funnier than me.

 

[Jett_73]

I would add something here, but these people are all funnier than me.

LOL. But of course there's funny and then there's 'funny'.

As the Piano Man says:

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for ...

 

[Sexy_Me0508]

LOL. But of course there's funny and then there's 'funny'.

As the Piano Man says:

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for ...

I was about to post something else but that got me cracking up

 

[Cymru6969]

She was only a horse man's daughter,
but all the cow men knew her

 

[Jett_73]

She was only a horse man's daughter,
But all the cow men knew her
That brand on her butt
Marked her a wild slut
Ne'er broken cause no man could court 'er.

But this isn't the limerick thread!

*damn*

 

[Syphor]

He started off my dream man but turned into Freddy Krueger

 

[Cinner]

I would add something here, but these people are all funnier than me.

I was about to say this, but you beat me to it.

 

[luvthedesserts]

At times I think people get it, but then they make the decision to speak.

 

[luvthedesserts]

And then he said, "But Honey, you missed the whole part where I said yours were slightly firmer."