What's your stupid question?

[luvthedesserts]

You have them, you ask them, and you've been asked them. Maybe we can answer them for each other. Maybe someone will figure out why that thread exists and why it was put here. Maybe not. Maybe it's just one of those unanswerable questions. But you'll never know until you ask, or answer, or whatever.

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[DirtySecrets11]

Two girls, one cup...why? Just why?

 

[mysterydrink]

Two girls, one cup...why? Just why?

Honey, the fewer cups the better. One cup was bad enough. Imagine if they had twice as much melted nutella to work with.

 

[luvthedesserts]

They're watching their caloric intake. OR They're trying to get the same penis taste out of their mouths.

 

[perkyT]

oooohhhh.

An Ask SweetsMonger a Question Thread.


Why do I have to be tolerant?

Why can't I be snarky & judgey and everyone love me me me???

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Why can't sex in real life be as easy to come by as it is online?

 

[luvthedesserts]

oooohhhh.

An Ask SweetsMonger a Question Thread.


Why do I have to be tolerant?

Why can't I be snarky & judgey and everyone love me me me???

Who would ever look to me for advice? I was just hoping someone with the answers would stumble on this thread.

But I shall try to answer anyway. Here goes:

Oh, there's no rule against it. There are two type of people in this world. Those that aren't tolerant and those who believe everyone should do and be the way they think but do it behind closed minds so no one can hear them but secretly fume and rant and rot from the inside out. And the third is the happy rays of sunshine that poison their cookies and focus way to much on other people's issues with math.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Why can't sex in real life be as easy to come by as it is online?

We generally have to wear clothes in real life, while here, the guys are already naked and stoking things. That right there is half the battle. Plus, you can kick people out of your virtual bed so much quicker.

 

[mickyp123]

When the first person in the world milked a cow, what the fuck did they think they were doing

 

[smallgirl]

Why are there assholes in this world?

 

[luvthedesserts]

When the first person in the world milked a cow, what the fuck did they think they were doing

Two words....fore play.

 

[mickyp123]

Two words....fore play.

I wonder if the creaminess of the milk was down to how good the maid was

 

[luvthedesserts]

Why are there assholes in this world?

Because we have the right to exist just like everyone else. Who would you swear at during your commute if some asshole didn't cut you off? How else would you know who not to date? Assholes are useful. And they self-identify. So much better than the sneaky little bastards that slip poison into the cookies they've baked for you. Besides, assholes stab you in the front. It's "friends" that stab you in the back.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I wonder if the creaminess of the milk was down to how good the maid was

Oh, she wasn't a maid. if you know what I mean.

I want to know what kind of freak took the first bite of cheese. That had to be a hungry hombre.

 

[SexyNaomi]

Why do people say "same difference"? It doesn't make any sense.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Why do some people actually have a drivers licence when clearly they have ZERO ability to be in control of a car?

 

[tiny_tits]

When someone says
"Meeting next Tuesday"

How is that different from
"Meeting this Tuesday"?

 

[cliteatingman]

When someone says
"Meeting next Tuesday"

How is that different from
"Meeting this Tuesday"?

Will you be willing to meet me in my bedroom next Tuesday to get the answer?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Sometimes I just don't know, man. Are you always so pathetic? And if so, what's the success rate with that strategy?