Where's Trump's Marbles?

[RoryN]

Speaking as an outsider, may I suggest that his marbles are in his scrotum.

His balls have never been that big.

 

[butters]

Video of Reporter Discussing Trump's 'Pretty Empty' Rally Takes Off Online

Trump Shuffles Around Stage for Almost 20 Minutes After Mic Cuts at Rally

A failed mic leaves Donald Trump pacing the stage in silence for nearly 20 minutes

"It appears the sound system here in Detroit is completely down," Rosen posted. "After a few minutes of speaking, the mic went down. Trump hasn’t been able to get the podium mic or a handheld to work. The crowd is trying to keep the energy up."

Audio issues persisted for roughly 18 minutes, according to Treene. Once the ex-president's speech resumed, Rosen tweeted that he immediately launched into a tirade against the venue's audio-visual team.

lol

given trump's repeated disparagement of Detroit, especially recently, this can't be ruled out as deliberate sabotage of trump's mouth in a form of "fuck YOU, trump!"

 

[jhenry922]

Trump ‘thinks’ he will sue over Harris’s ’60 Minutes’ interview

So I think I’m going to sue them actually. I think so. No, you know what, they can’t defend it and if they do and even if they win it’s going to be very embarrassing,” Trump told podcast host Dan Bongino on Friday.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4942021-trump-thinks-sue-cbs-60-minutes/

Time to put grandpa in the home.

I remember when this was orange groves, as far as the eye could see.

 

[Rotadom]

 

[MajorRewrite]

I saw an ad for Rexulti and I thought it might help Trump because it can be used to treat “agitation that may happen with dementia due to Alzheimer’s disease.”

But then I saw the warning “Medicines like REXULTI can raise the risk of death in elderly people who have lost touch with reality (psychosis) due to confusion and memory loss (dementia).”

Trump is an elderly person who has clearly lost touch with reality, so Rexulti is out for poor demented Donald.

 

[ll74]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1847726363970851258

 

[adrina]

WTAF. Trump is talking about the size of Arnold Palmer's dick at a rally.

 

[Lance_Castro]

WTAF. Trump is talking about the size of Arnold Palmer's dick at a rally.

“Swing State”

 

[Lazaran]

WTAF. Trump is talking about the size of Arnold Palmer's dick at a rally.

Weird…and creepy…and weird…

 

[adrina]

Weird…and creepy…and weird…

Very.

 

[Lazaran]

Very.

Now let’s see if the mainstream corporate media Sunday morning political shows, etc, devote all their airtime, etc, to Donald’s bizarre diatribe and characterize it as disqualifying, like they would if President Biden, Vice President Harris, or any other Democrat said something that was even close to being as inappropriate, weird and creepy.

 

[adrina]

Now let’s see if the mainstream corporate media Sunday morning political shows, etc, devote all their airtime, etc, to Donald’s bizarre diatribe and characterize it as disqualifying, like they would if President Biden, Vice President Harris, or any other Democrat said something that was even close to being as inappropriate, weird and creepy.

I'm wondering if there is anything he can do to finally get the legacy media to realize he's nucking futs.

 

[Lazaran]

I'm wondering if there is anything he can do to finally get the legacy media to realize he's nucking futs.

They realize it - but they also realize that DonOld’s chaos and corporate tax breaks are great for their bottom lines.

 

[deckardB26354]

I'm wondering if there is anything he can do to finally get the legacy media to realize he's nucking futs.

Shoot someone on 5th Avenue?

 

[deckardB26354]

I remember when this was orange groves, as far as the eye could see.

Old man Trump had this crazy dream about breeding pine trees—and unnaturally focused on Arnold Palmer’s penis.

 

[Bray123]

A couple of years back the rapist had probably the biggest genitals in the known world.

Now he's envious of a pro-golfer he came across in the shower. No, not weird.

 

[adrina]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7427558255880080670

Concepts of a sentence.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Trump spoke at a rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, where he told a long, meandering story about golfing legend Arnold Palmer that ended with praise for Palmer’s… anatomy.

He went on to call Vice President Kamala Harris—whose name he deliberately mispronounced—“a sh*t vice president. The worst. You’re the worst vice president. Kamala, you’re fired. Get the hell out of here, you’re fired. Get out of here. Get the hell out of here, Kamala.”

As Trump’s remarks got weirder and weirder, the Fox News Channel cut away and instead showed Harris being cheered at a packed, exuberant, super-charged rally in Georgia.

Trump’s speech comes on top of his repeated backing out of interviews and his bizarre appearances. Last night, his advice to an audience in Detroit to vote took its own wild turn: “Jill, get your fat husband off the couch,” he said. “Get that fat pig off the couch. Tell him to go and vote for Trump, he’s going to save our country. Get that guy the hell off our— get him up, Jill, slap him around. Get him up. Get him up, Jill. We want him off the couch to get out and vote.”

Trump’s performances over the past few days seem to confirm that the 2024 October surprise is the increasingly obvious mental incapacity of the Republican candidate for president.

https://open.substack.com/pub/heathercoxrichardson/p/october-19-2024

 

[deckardB26354]

Can’t wait for Orange Grampa Hitler to start whipping out his thang to compare it to Arnie’s—saying his orange nub is bigger (of course).

 

[RoryN]

Seriously, tho...WTF is he doing?

'What is the Logic Behind This?’: Watch Surreal Footage of Trump Working at McDonald’s

Former President Donald Trump made good on his promise to work a shift at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s Sunday, dropping fries into an oil fryer and handing Secret Service-screened customers their orders through a drive through window in perhaps the most bizarre publicity stunt of the 2024 election cycle.

“What is the logic behind this?” asked MSNBC host Alex Witt, as footage of Trump at a franchise in Feasterville-Trevose, north of Philadelphia, was played. “I mean we know the guy likes Big Macs and Filet-O-Fish, but what’s this about?”

“There’s no logic to it, it’s a stunt,” said her guest, Rep. Barbara Lee (D-CA). “He, as you know, appears to be not well and he’s engaged in some really bizarre activities during this campaign.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...SOpcfo79Uy6l1dvci_-qjmSyHAtJx7PuAh3eS8Iapu5or

 

[deckardB26354]

Seriously, tho...WTF is he doing?

'What is the Logic Behind This?’: Watch Surreal Footage of Trump Working at McDonald’s

Former President Donald Trump made good on his promise to work a shift at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s Sunday, dropping fries into an oil fryer and handing Secret Service-screened customers their orders through a drive through window in perhaps the most bizarre publicity stunt of the 2024 election cycle.

“What is the logic behind this?” asked MSNBC host Alex Witt, as footage of Trump at a franchise in Feasterville-Trevose, north of Philadelphia, was played. “I mean we know the guy likes Big Macs and Filet-O-Fish, but what’s this about?”

“There’s no logic to it, it’s a stunt,” said her guest, Rep. Barbara Lee (D-CA). “He, as you know, appears to be not well and he’s engaged in some really bizarre activities during this campaign.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...SOpcfo79Uy6l1dvci_-qjmSyHAtJx7PuAh3eS8Iapu5or

“I didn’t know what fries were until someone on my staff told me—in about two minutes. Now I’m the Father of Fries.”— Orange “I love Arnie’s cock” Fuhrer

 

[ll74]

Seriously, tho...WTF is he doing?

'What is the Logic Behind This?’: Watch Surreal Footage of Trump Working at McDonald’s

Former President Donald Trump made good on his promise to work a shift at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s Sunday, dropping fries into an oil fryer and handing Secret Service-screened customers their orders through a drive through window in perhaps the most bizarre publicity stunt of the 2024 election cycle.

“What is the logic behind this?” asked MSNBC host Alex Witt, as footage of Trump at a franchise in Feasterville-Trevose, north of Philadelphia, was played. “I mean we know the guy likes Big Macs and Filet-O-Fish, but what’s this about?”

“There’s no logic to it, it’s a stunt,” said her guest, Rep. Barbara Lee (D-CA). “He, as you know, appears to be not well and he’s engaged in some really bizarre activities during this campaign.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...SOpcfo79Uy6l1dvci_-qjmSyHAtJx7PuAh3eS8Iapu5or

They closed the place down and every single customer was part of the campaign.

 

[dmallord]

They closed the place down and every single customer was part of the campaign.

Matter of security of course. Couldn't have a car with an unknown guy with a gun complaining his fries were burnt and he didn't get his ketchup.

"Trump, you're fired~!" What a way to go. Laid out in a grease covered MCD's floor in a pool of fries.

 

[ll74]

Matter of security of course. Couldn't have a car with an unknown guy with a gun complaining his fries were burnt and he didn't get his ketchup.

"Trump, you're fired~!" What a way to go. Laid out in a grease covered MCD's floor in a pool of fries.

It was faked.

 

[adrina]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1848132557948301493