Which Litster do you want to fuck?

[luvthedesserts]

I had a whole long list of people prepared. Then I realized if I ever actually wanted to have sex again, I should narrow it down a bit. And since lists and I don't get along, it's pretty much just one lovely individual. And since I'm a gentleman, I won't name names. But if I were the type, her name would rhyme with Photograph. Though, I'm not sure what I do can be construed as fucking. It's more like sweaty disorganized chaos with a bit of a twist at the end. But my dismounts are legendary, and technically illegal.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Hard to choose from so many lovely ladies, but it takes a mutual attraction, so there's not much sense to pick.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am crushed...after all we have been through together...

That's the problem with lists...you always forget to name someone....

 

[TheSilverLining]

I want butterfly_flip to make me her little bitch.
(totes)

Does that count?

 

[pfflyerhot]

Well. I guess I'll head over to the "Any litsters that want to fuck you" thread, so I can post a definite "no" on there.

 

[OxfordDon]

Well. I guess I'll head over to the "Any litsters that want to fuck you" thread, so I can post a definite "no" on there.

not so fast.....

 

[OxfordDon]

@DallasDonna, the issue with thread where we have to post names is that, like any other social network, people get slighted. No one wants to see that happen. That's why you see a lot of posts that say, "Too many to list here" or "They know who they are."

Just my thoughts, at any rate.

agreed....

 

[BlackCashmere]

What?...I made it on nobody's list?...( hand on hip )...

say it isn't so...

 

[sereneone4u]

Well. I guess I'll head over to the "Any litsters that want to fuck you" thread, so I can post a definite "no" on there.

I would think that was because your admirers have not been on since this thread was made and/or they did not see this thread.

My name was not picked either if it makes you feel better. I am not worried, I have plenty of admirers and I know you do too.

 

[pfflyerhot]

I would think that was because your admirers have not been on since this thread was made and/or they did not see this thread.

My name was not picked either if it makes you feel better. I am not worried, I have plenty of admirers and I know you do too.

You are so sweet, woman! Thanks for saying all that. I did post a little "tongue in cheeky", just so you know.
Besides, they're the ones who are missing out, not me.

 

[BlackCashmere]

You are so sweet, woman! Thanks for saying all that. I did post a little "tongue in cheeky", just so you know.
Besides, they're the ones who are missing out, not me.

Well said...you 2 above me are beautiful women...

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Sooo no one specified, do we list alphabetically, location, or position.

Of to get some great Taiwanese pizza and ponder the answer....

 

[tolyk]

Well. I guess I'll head over to the "Any litsters that want to fuck you" thread, so I can post a definite "no" on there.

Haven't gotten to know you well enough yet

 

[alt_ego]

Well said...you 2 above me are beautiful women...

I'd probably start my list with the SereneOne, then hope that PFFlyer would allow me the honor, and I know it's a stretch, but BlackCashmere is so sexy. Trophies all.

I don't know that I can stand any more after that.

Cheers.

 

[texas cop]

If I were to name a few ladies that I have had any interaction with here on Lit, it would be sensualdreamer and prettykitty102. Buuuttttttt, there are plenty of ladies who I would gladly play with after getting to know them a tad bit better.

 

[MysteriousMike]

MysteriousMike...

 

[DallasDonna]

MysteriousMike...

Me too

 

[BluKitten]

Let me see who comes to mind:
Rjthoughts
OX2
stu_gats_2000
Papadoc
LanceGT
MysticMan
Singledad
Jusgoodcleanfun
Nick0311
Imincognito
TexasWild
Spencer41
cole4258
Ricky_Champagne
Aqualover69
Bronco2000

 

[dirtywilf]

I'll never tell

 

[RickTango]

Let me see who comes to mind:
Rjthoughts
OX2
stu_gats_2000
Papadoc
LanceGT
MysticMan
Singledad
Jusgoodcleanfun
Nick0311
Imincognito
TexasWild
Spencer41
cole4258
Ricky_Champagne
Aqualover69
Bronco2000

Damn. I didn't make the list

 

[BlackCashmere]

I'd probably start my list with the SereneOne, then hope that PFFlyer would allow me the honor, and I know it's a stretch, but BlackCashmere is so sexy. Trophies all.

I don't know that I can stand any more after that.

Cheers.

awwww

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Well, I gotta say that I do rather wish I'd had a study group with Akira4real back in college, ifyouknowwhatimean...

Okay, someone, anyone tell me they want to fuck me.

Awe! I think we can at least manage a nice handy for you, you smexy little simian! *snaps on rubber glove*

(j/k, dude. I kid because I love!)

 

[RoyceConnors]

Sure is hard to get on someone's list.

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Sure is hard to get on someone's list.

Oh, I think something could be arranged...

 

[sereneone4u]

Sure is hard to get on someone's list.

Oh, I think something could be arranged...

Royce and ShortChangeHero with me in the middle.

Be gentle, men. I have never had a threesome.