Who would you have a one to one with?

shereads said:
I can think of heros whose legends I find sexy...Achilles for example (not the pouty-teen version played by Brad Pitt), Alexander the Great, Robert the Bruce, William Wallace...But in reality, wouldn't people from pre-toothbrush-and-indoor-plumbing eras be likely to have horrible personal hygiene? And fleas?

Yes, but this is a fantasy, so we can include oral hygiene and personal grooming.

Mine would have to be someone altruistic, noble, and fiercely dedicated to a cause.

Susan B. Anthony.

Robin Hood.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Yes, but this is a fantasy, so we can include oral hygiene and personal grooming.

Mine would have to be someone altruistic, noble, and fiercely dedicated to a cause.

Susan B. Anthony.

Robin Hood.

Ach. William Wallace it is, then. If you're guaranteeing no fleas under the kilt, and clean teeth.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Yes, but this is a fantasy, so we can include oral hygiene and personal grooming.

Mine would have to be someone altruistic, noble, and fiercely dedicated to a cause.

Susan B. Anthony.

Robin Hood.

John Cleese as Robin Hood is splendidly well groomed in...which Python movie was that? Meaning of Life? Edited: NO, it was Time Bandits!
 
Hmm, first choice would likely be joining the devil duck in helping Joan of Arc see God again.

Second choice might be Marie Curie. Mind like a razor blade she had and penetrating eyes.

Her or Theano. If you've ever used geometry you can thank her and her husband.


But what I'd really love to have done would have been Protector/Body Guard for Hypatia of Alexandria or the untold thousands of "white witches" who were smart and helpful independent women and were killed for it by groups of insecure fuckwitted men.
 
Liar said:
Now, was I talking about her, or you, or your post? :D

The latter two hadn't crossed my mind, but the fact that they did yours even in jest is more than enough for a :kiss:

:D
 
carsonshepherd said:

Mine would have to be someone altruistic, noble, and fiercely dedicated to a cause.

Jesus Christ would fit the bill perfectly.
 
domjoe said:
Jesus Christ would fit the bill perfectly.
Talk about a doomed relationship.

His mother thinks he's perfect, his buddies are always around, he's in trouble with the feds, and he keeps a hooker around to bathe his feet. I'll pass.
 
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Do you think Jesus would be a top or a bottom? I'm going to hell for even wondering, I'm sure. :D
 
Ye call me Master and Lord: and ye say well; for so I am.

John 13:12-6
 
OhMissScarlett said:
:D aww

Oh, I thought of another, one Franz Liszt, just in case there's too long a line for Albrecht Durer. ;)

Not sure what Franz Liszt looks like (had to copy your spelling there!) , but his music is amazing. He's also rhyming slang for drunk "Brahms & Liszt = pissed"
 
domjoe said:
Not sure what Franz Liszt looks like (had to copy your spelling there!) , but his music is amazing. He's also rhyming slang for drunk "Brahms & Liszt = pissed"

I saw a portrait of him once, he was cute. Kind of like a rock star of his day. I wonder if people asked Chopin "Hey, who's your hot friend?".
 
Shakespeare at any age, Glenn Gould in his early twenties, Chopin in his youth.

Perdita
 
cantdog said:
Chopin was a beautiful young man.
Yes, I met him in a dream once and return to it by listening to the first ballade.

Perdita :)
 
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