Why it's great to be dominant

[alice_underneath]

Why it's great to be dominant

*Counts posts on thread.*

# of posts in which Dom/mes address the question at hand: 7

# of posts in which Dom/mes tease, threaten, & playfully smack subs: 9

# of posts in which subs verbally stroke Doms, beg for sustenance, and hug each other: 34

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have an answer to Mr. Assassin's question!

 

[babiesmiles]

What if you are are a submissive , completely happy with it, and you are allergic to cookies ?

May I have a beer instead please !!

b.

 

[Red Sonja]

What if you are are a submissive , completely happy with it, and you are allergic to cookies ?

May I have a beer instead please !!

b.

Sure... just don't tell me you are a light beer drinker!

 

[Caitlynne]

*Counts posts on thread.*

# of posts in which Dom/mes address the question at hand: 7

# of posts in which Dom/mes tease, threaten, & playfully smack subs: 9

# of posts in which subs verbally stroke Doms, beg for sustenance, and hug each other: 34

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have an answer to Mr. Assassin's question!

Ayup! True dat!

**goes in search of cookies and Dominants to stroke, beg from etc.**

 

[babiesmiles]

Sure... just don't tell me you are a light beer drinker!

No I like beer in all its declinations , even if I am a " taster" more than a drinker

 

[FurryFury]

Because it makes being a cocky, controlling bastard look cool.

*Smiles while bringing in a fresh hot batch of chewy chocolate chip cookies for all the "cool looking" guys, and gals, I won't leave y'all out ya know.*

Fury

 

[Caitlynne]

*grabs a cookie*

 

[FurryFury]

*grabs a cookie*

*smiles*

I said I wouldn't leave you out. See I even made the chewy kind that everyone else likes. Me, I like my cookies like my men, HARD.

*giggles*

Fury

 

[Red Sonja]

*smiles*

I said I wouldn't leave you out. See I even made the chewy kind that everyone else likes. Me, I like my cookies like my men, HARD.

*giggles*

Fury

Me too! So much more fun to DUNK that way. *giggles* Any really crunchy cookes, Furry Fury... please?

 

[FurryFury]

Me too! So much more fun to DUNK that way. *giggles* Any really crunchy cookes, Furry Fury... please?

I can bake another batch. I left off the word crunchy because I can't say I like my men crunchy. This next batch I'll make all HARD though, just for you and me and anyone else that likes em that way, hows that?

Fury

 

[Red Sonja]

I can bake another batch. I left off the word crunchy because I can't say I like my men crunchy. This next batch I'll make all HARD though, just for you and me and anyone else that likes em that way, hows that?

Fury

That would be very cool! I understand the crunchy problem... that scares guys, doesn't it? Since you agree with my tastes in cookies... I like my men with sour cream instead of whipped. Which is your preference?

 

[FurryFury]

That would be very cool! I understand the crunchy problem... that scares guys, doesn't it? Since you agree with my tastes in cookies... I like my men with sour cream instead of whipped. Which is your preference?

Sorry Red Sonja,

I can't answer that at all.

That's like asking me if I like to be ass fucked or pussy fucked better. Yes!!! Please!!! Does it have to be one or the other? How about some cream cheese too???

I want it ALL! LOL!

Fury

 

[Red Sonja]

Sorry Red Sonja,

I can't answer that at all.

That's like asking me if I like to be ass fucked or pussy fucked better. Yes!!! Please!!! Does it have to be one or the other? How about some cream cheese too???

I want it ALL! LOL!

Fury

I hadn't thought about cream cheese! My god, I bet lox would be so awesome too. *giggles* and I'm very with you on the ass fucked pussy fucked thing. I love both.

 

[FurryFury]

I hadn't thought about cream cheese! My god, I bet lox would be so awesome too. *giggles* and I'm very with you on the ass fucked pussy fucked thing. I love both.

(The cream cheese is the whole skull fuck thing. *giggles*)

Fury

 

[Red Sonja]

(The cream cheese is the whole skull fuck thing. *giggles*)

Fury

Exactly! And just what could be better for our throats?

 

[graceanne]

What if you are are a submissive , completely happy with it, and you are allergic to cookies ?

May I have a beer instead please !!

b.

*sigh* Silly, these are e-cookies. I can't have chocolate, nuts, and processed sugar is only ok in small amounts. Suffice to say, I can't eat cookies, either. That's why I have as many E-cookies that I can.

 

[FurryFury]

Exactly! And just what could be better for our throats?

*nods muchly*

Not much that I can find...

Fury

 

[DVS]

*nods muchly*

Not much that I can find...

Fury

Perhaps a certain cock, liberally coated with cream cheese? After all...you did say what could be better for your...throat, right?

 

[FurryFury]

Perhaps a certain cock, liberally coated with cream cheese? After all...you did say what could be better for your...throat, right?

Sounds yumarific and soothing...*grins* actually you could coat it with a lot of things...

*gets dreamy look whilst thinking over the possibilities*

Fury

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Top 10 things you'll never see from Martha Stewart...

...1.) After working in the garden, enjoy a quick pick-me-up with some nice cleavage-squeezed lemonade.

Honestly, sug, I've had a rough morning, all because I grumbled about not being able to come today (T is out until 7:30 and I'm sort of on probation) so a little citrus action is not very spooky just now.

Sorry to hear about your mutated case of Hawaiian SDT, but you need to talk with mariposa about the connection between cleavage and various fruits and vegetables. While yours sounds interesting from a mammographer's standpoint, mine carries a little more sting.

 

[Red Sonja]

Perhaps a certain cock, liberally coated with cream cheese? After all...you did say what could be better for your...throat, right?

Yep... that was the whole idea... I have this fantasy actually about turning Dh's cock into a delectable split. Ice cream, chocolate sauce, etc... unfortunately he thinks he'd get sticky and messy. I keep telling him that's what I'm for... but, he hasn't taken me up on it yet.

*sighs* and joins Furry in the dreamy thinking...

 

[FurryFury]

Yep... that was the whole idea... I have this fantasy actually about turning Dh's cock into a delectable split. Ice cream, chocolate sauce, etc... unfortunately he thinks he'd get sticky and messy. I keep telling him that's what I'm for... but, he hasn't taken me up on it yet.

*sighs* and joins Furry in the dreamy thinking...

Umm! Banana splits! I LOVE them! I once hosted a banana split party. These days I can't eat enough of one to make them worthwhile though. THREE kinds of ice cream, bananas, whipped cream, caramel, cherries! Oh but you know what? ONE split costs about the same as TWO single scoops of ice cream these days. I can't even eat one scoop though! I need an eating partner!

Speaking of which. I once arranged a night out with my husband to a hotel suite. I had whipped cream, bananas and chocolate sauce there too! LOL! I had a whole lot more but anyway, that just popped into my lil head.

Fury

 

[D's mariposa]

Sorry to hear about your mutated case of Hawaiian SDT, but you need to talk with mariposa about the connection between cleavage and various fruits and vegetables. While yours sounds interesting from a mammographer's standpoint, mine carries a little more sting.

I'm innocent this time, I swear....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Another nice thing about being dominant

I'm innocent this time, I swear....

You don't have to check your shoes to know when you're near bs.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

You don't have to check your shoes to know when you're near bs.

The nose knows.