Why it's great to be dominant

[Joe Schmoe]

Does every thread have to have a reference to food? Come on now, women are mouthwatering enough. Cease and desist!

 

[caela]

Does every thread have to have a reference to food? Come on now, women are mouthwatering enough. Cease and desist!

Not food per se...but cookies and/or chocolate.

 

[alice_underneath]

Sorry to hear about your mutated case of Hawaiian SDT, but you need to talk with mariposa about the connection between cleavage and various fruits and vegetables. While yours sounds interesting from a mammographer's standpoint, mine carries a little more sting.

OK, I'm curious. (Not to mention, sick in bed and extremely bored.)

Would someone please tell me what Mr. Assassin is talking about here?

 

[chris9]

Not food per se...but cookies and/or chocolate.

I don't mind talking about food per se. And while it's not as popular as cookies and/or chocolate we did talk about cheese, lasagna, favourite foods, what's there for dinner, swapped recipes...
Then again, if food isn't aphrodisiac, nothing is. (Yes, I'm talking food in general, except marzipan)

And then, it's almost christmas, so there's tons of cookies and chocolate.

 

[graceanne]

OK, I'm curious. (Not to mention, sick in bed and extremely bored.)

Would someone please tell me what Mr. Assassin is talking about here?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's clueless. lol

 

[jadefirefly]

Clueless isn't so bad, sometimes. Don't they say that ignorance is bliss?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Would someone please tell me what Mr. Assassin is talking about here?

It would have helped if i'd spelled the damn thing right.

That's another great thing about being dominant.

You can biotch slap the spellchecker and get a new one.

Mutated(Hawaiian STD = Lacka Nookie) = Lacka O

 

[jadefirefly]

I'm still totally lost.

 

[Red Sonja]

I'm still totally lost.

Me too... but I left a trail of cookie crumbs around here somewhere... we'll find our way out... Unless someone has been eating them...

 

[graceanne]

Me too... but I left a trail of cookie crumbs around here somewhere... we'll find our way out... Unless someone has been eating them...

*waves* Hey guys! What are you doing in here? Did you know that someone's been leving cookie crumbs around? Litterers. But that's ok, I ate them all, now it's all clean in here again.


So, how do we get out?

 

[jadefirefly]

*looks up from the floor where she's been wrapping presents with this large, handy piece of paper she found*

We had a map around here somewhere...

 

[southernQT]

what? i look in here from time to time to see what's going on and i'm so lost it's not funny...not that it would be (to me anyway). so, what's going on?

 

[Red Sonja]

what? i look in here from time to time to see what's going on and i'm so lost it's not funny...not that it would be (to me anyway). so, what's going on?

I was really hoping that AA or D's mariposa would show up with a GPS and help us out... but no luck. Thank God I'm from SD and have a survival kit. *begins melting snow to make hot chocolate* Settle in... I think we'll be here for a while...

 

[jadefirefly]

Ooooh! Chocolate!

She's my new friend.

 

[DVS]

Is there a door near by with red letters above it that look like this? ===> EXIT

 

[graceanne]

Is there a door near by with red letters above it that look like this? ===> EXIT

Yeah, but the cookie monster's through that door.

I knwo you put him there, you big meanie.

 

[DVS]

Yeah, but the cookie monster's through that door.

I knwo you put him there, you big meanie.

You mean that cute little, soft, lovable blue muppet? Coooooookie! All he wants is a cookie.

 

[Chicklet]

I like to watch when a woman gives me a blow job, too. I've never been called a nazi but I've gotten some strange looks when I grab handfulls of hair and shove deep into their throat.

with me that strange look means "oh god, that's fantastic"

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Stuffing

I'm still totally lost.

... it ain't just for Thanksgiving/Xmas turkeys.

Lemonade anyone?

 

[Caitlynne]

Me too... but I left a trail of cookie crumbs around here somewhere... we'll find our way out... Unless someone has been eating them...

**sneaks off quietly**

What?? Who me??

 

[AngelicAssassin]

*continues rolling a lemon beneath a flattened palm*

Caitlynn, shame on you.

 

[DVS]

with me that strange look means "oh god, that's fantastic"

I've said it to you before, and I'll say it again. Why...oh why do you live so fucking far away from me?

P.S. That gif file I created has new meaning, now.

 

[graceanne]

You mean that cute little, soft, lovable blue muppet? Coooooookie! All he wants is a cookie.

Yeah, but their MY cookies.

 

[alice_underneath]

It would have helped if i'd spelled the damn thing right.

That's another great thing about being dominant.

You can biotch slap the spellchecker and get a new one.

Mutated(Hawaiian STD = Lacka Nookie) = Lacka O

I knew there was a valid reason for visiting this Board. Vocabulary expansion.... always a laudable goal.

Very clever response to Quint's comment about "not being able to come today", Mr. Assassin.

I'm still totally lost.

Jadefirefly, this will help:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LACKANOOKIE

 

[Red Sonja]

I knew there was a valid reason for visiting this Board. Vocabulary expansion.... always a laudable goal.

Very clever response to Quint's comment about "not being able to come today", Mr. Assassin.

Jadefirefly, this will help:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LACKANOOKIE

I got that...I'm still lost about the citrus cleavage???