Why it's great to be dominant

[alice_underneath]

*continues rolling a lemon beneath a flattened palm*

Caitlynn, shame on you.

Sadly, Mr. Assassin, I am still confused about something. This time, it's the lemon thingy that I just don't get.

I gather that an appropriate response to your rolling of the lemon might be:

YIKES! * runs shrieking from the thread *

What I don't understand is, why?

At first, I thought the answer related to the use of lemons to "Stop bleeding and disinfect minor wounds". (The implied "threat", therefore, related not to the lemon itself, but rather to what would precede its usage.)

However, this comment has thrown me off once again:

... it ain't just for Thanksgiving/Xmas turkeys.

Lemonade anyone?.

From this, I infer that you are referencing certain body cavities. (And I therefore have a strong suspicion that I am going to be sorry I asked the following question! )

At the risk of looking like a complete idiot (not to mention, being horrified by the answer), I'm gonna ask anyway.

Mr. Assassin, would you please be more specific regarding what you would do with that lemon?

 

[alice_underneath]

I got that...I'm still lost about the citrus cleavage???

I originally assumed that Mr. Assassin's reference to "cleavage" meant he would cut the lemon in two (to be used on both Mariposa and Quint).

But, I confess, I really don't know. He's a merciless tease and a master of double entendres, cryptic responses, and half-answers.

Go figure.

 

[DVS]

I originally assumed that Mr. Assassin's reference to "cleavage" meant he would cut the lemon in two (to be used on both Mariposa and Quint).

But, I confess, I really don't know. He's a merciless tease and a master of double entendres, cryptic responses, and half-answers.

Go figure.

...half answers, huh? So that's why he cut the lemon in two? Each gets only half?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

...half answers, huh? So that's why he cut the lemon in two? Each gets only half?

Do the right things to the areas you intend to work, and half would be more than enough, don'tcha thaaaank?

 

[Red Sonja]

Do the right things to the areas you intend to work, and half would be more than enough, don'tcha thaaaank?

I trust that it would, and it often has been...

yet still no answer as to why or how one works those areas with a popular though deeply sour fruit...

Would a lime work as well?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I trust that it would, and it often has been...

yet still no answer as to why or how one works those areas with a popular though deeply sour fruit...

Would a lime work as well?

Based on pucker factor, i would tend to agree.

 

[Red Sonja]

Based on pucker factor, i would tend to agree.

Well... the plot thickens... why so reticent? Are you concerned others won't give you proper credit when utilizing the limeade torture? Or do you just enjoy watching people use up perfectly good safety kits?

 

[alice_underneath]

Well... the plot thickens... why so reticent? Are you concerned others won't give you proper credit when utilizing the limeade torture? Or do you just enjoy watching people use up perfectly good safety kits?

I think he enjoys denying us the satisfaction of an adequate response.

I think he enjoys watching us squirm.

I think he enjoys driving us INSANE WITH FRUSTRATION.

Sadist, remember?

Of course, I could be wrong....

 

[Red Sonja]

I think he enjoys denying us the satisfaction of an adequate response.

I think he enjoys watching us squirm.

I think he enjoys driving us INSANE WITH FRUSTRATION.

Sadist, remember?

Of course, I could be wrong....

Oh... I remember, but cuz I'm like a Semi-Sammy I keep coming back for more.

 

[alice_underneath]

Oh... I remember, but cuz I'm like a Semi-Sammy I keep coming back for more.

"Semi-Sammy" - that made me smile!

 

[D's mariposa]

I was really hoping that AA or D's mariposa would show up with a GPS and help us out... but no luck. Thank God I'm from SD and have a survival kit. *begins melting snow to make hot chocolate* Settle in... I think we'll be here for a while...

Hee. I'd rescue you from the Doms, but then would you really want to go?

 

[graceanne]

Hee. I'd rescue you from the Doms, but then would you really want to go?

And frankly, rescuing others from dom's is a good way to have their attention drawn to yourself.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

[Morris Day]Oh I'm sorry ... Grace.[/Morris Day]

 

[graceanne]

[Morris Day]Oh I'm sorry ... Grace.[/Morris Day]

Who's Morris Day?

 

[FurryFury]

Who's Morris Day?

Like he was with Prince in Purple Reign, Morris Day and the Time? Hot stuff back then!

Fury

 

[snowy ciara]

I think he enjoys denying us the satisfaction of an adequate response.

I think he enjoys watching us squirm.

I think he enjoys driving us INSANE WITH FRUSTRATION.

Sadist, remember?

Of course, I could be wrong....

He's a sadist. He likes to bite. Lemons disinfect wounds. Bite the maso-sub and disinfect her. Works on several sadistic levels.

In a similarly weird vein, I was reading a book on prostitution the other day and there was some interesting commentary on various aphrodisiacs and on various techniques for giving pleasure. One problem was that women who saw a lot of business developed a certain slackness in the vaginal or anal area and one of the tricks to tighten up the orifice in question was a lemon juice douche or enema. Apparently the pucker power of the astringent was supposed to work no matter where it entered the body. Another way this was used was the re-virginization of a prostitute. See, in some places and times, a night with a virgin was worth lots of money, so they'd lemon-douche the girl, somehow manage to fake the blood necessary (sometimes it was bit of blood soaked into a sponge and inserted pre-intercourse), and then separated a fool from his money. Since I'm in a really, er, cranky mood tonight I'll be evil and suggest that after a night of rough sex, there may be some chafing and scraping, and possibly a bit of disinfecting needed post-coitally. A lemon juice douche (or enema) could be just what the Sadist PYL ordered.

 

[FurryFury]

He's a sadist. He likes to bite. Lemons disinfect wounds. Bite the maso-sub and disinfect her. Works on several sadistic levels.

In a similarly weird vein, I was reading a book on prostitution the other day and there was some interesting commentary on various aphrodisiacs and on various techniques for giving pleasure. One problem was that women who saw a lot of business developed a certain slackness in the vaginal or anal area and one of the tricks to tighten up the orifice in question was a lemon juice douche or enema. Apparently the pucker power of the astringent was supposed to work no matter where it entered the body. Another way this was used was the re-virginization of a prostitute. See, in some places and times, a night with a virgin was worth lots of money, so they'd lemon-douche the girl, somehow manage to fake the blood necessary (sometimes it was bit of blood soaked into a sponge and inserted pre-intercourse), and then separated a fool from his money. Since I'm in a really, er, cranky mood tonight I'll be evil and suggest that after a night of rough sex, there may be some chafing and scraping, and possibly a bit of disinfecting needed post-coitally. A lemon juice douche (or enema) could be just what the Sadist PYL ordered.

Okay I'm just fascinated by this. What book??? I wanna read it too!

Fury

 

[snowy ciara]

The one that originally peaked my interest was the chapter on the yujo (official prostitutes, NOT geisha who were rarely prostitutes) in "Geisha" by Liza Dalby. It was her anthropological doctoral thesis. There was a bit more info found in an herbal that I found, and then I think the one where I had the most information was an article that headed a chapter in "the Collector's Edition of Victorian Erotica" which was released by Magic Carpet Books. Lemon juice was also mentioned in an online article about the heterai in ancient Greece. The herbal grimoire also suggested the lemon juice douche before and after sex as a form of birth control, as it made the vaginal tract to acidic for sperm to survive. However, it wasn't 100 percent effective, as sometimes sperm could escape into the womb before the acidity nuked them, and if the lemon juice was watered down too much it wouldn't be acidic enough anyway.

 

[FurryFury]

The one that originally peaked my interest was the chapter on the yujo (official prostitutes, NOT geisha who were rarely prostitutes) in "Geisha" by Liza Dalby. It was her anthropological doctoral thesis. There was a bit more info found in an herbal that I found, and then I think the one where I had the most information was an article that headed a chapter in "the Collector's Edition of Victorian Erotica" which was released by Magic Carpet Books. Lemon juice was also mentioned in an online article about the heterai in ancient Greece. The herbal grimoire also suggested the lemon juice douche before and after sex as a form of birth control, as it made the vaginal tract to acidic for sperm to survive. However, it wasn't 100 percent effective, as sometimes sperm could escape into the womb before the acidity nuked them, and if the lemon juice was watered down too much it wouldn't be acidic enough anyway.

Yes, I've scanned Liza Dalby's book. I have a thing for Geisha's and I know they are usually not prostitutes. Cool I'll look for the book! I now have $100 in Barnes and Noble Gift certificates!

Woot!

Fury

 

[alice_underneath]

He's a sadist. He likes to bite. Lemons disinfect wounds. Bite the maso-sub and disinfect her. Works on several sadistic levels.

In a similarly weird vein, I was reading a book on prostitution the other day and there was some interesting commentary on various aphrodisiacs and on various techniques for giving pleasure. One problem was that women who saw a lot of business developed a certain slackness in the vaginal or anal area and one of the tricks to tighten up the orifice in question was a lemon juice douche or enema. Apparently the pucker power of the astringent was supposed to work no matter where it entered the body. Another way this was used was the re-virginization of a prostitute. See, in some places and times, a night with a virgin was worth lots of money, so they'd lemon-douche the girl, somehow manage to fake the blood necessary (sometimes it was bit of blood soaked into a sponge and inserted pre-intercourse), and then separated a fool from his money. Since I'm in a really, er, cranky mood tonight I'll be evil and suggest that after a night of rough sex, there may be some chafing and scraping, and possibly a bit of disinfecting needed post-coitally. A lemon juice douche (or enema) could be just what the Sadist PYL ordered.

Thank you, snowy.

That was informative and... well... eye-opening too!

 

[snowy ciara]

My insides got all puckery at the thought! Nooo lemon juice douches for me!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... eye-opening too!

Sorry, i don't squirt lemon juice in eyes. i have been known, however, to dot eyes and cross tease in other ways.

... after a night of rough sex, there may be some chafing and scraping ... A lemon juice douche (or enema) could be just what the Sadist PYL ordered.

As for you young lady, had any Jell-O lately? http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[snowy ciara]

giggling like a madwoman Nope, I'm on a jell-o free diet.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

giggling like a madwoman Nope, I'm on a jell-o free diet.

Sounds like a perfect reason to have lemonade to me.

 

[snowy ciara]

No thank you. May I please have a hug instead?