Will 506 EVER Get Laid?

[vibes]

We kinda nominated you actually...

uhm ... quid pro quo ... you then get me laid, deal?

 

[done_got_old]

Because he's a fucktard with no personality?

I figured that out a minute ago. Oh well another ass on LIT. Is he a GBer trying to start trouble?

 

[lovemonster]

uhm ... quid pro quo ... you then get me laid, deal?

OK, you got a deal.

I'm gonna get you laid with....506, is that ok?

 

[vibes]

OK, you got a deal.

I'm gonna get you laid with....506, is that ok?

looks like I'm a fucktard too now

 

[lovemonster]

I figured that out a minute ago. Oh well another ass on LIT. Is he a GBer trying to start trouble?

Not sure, he was here under another name a short while ago, started a post slagging off PG then too...easily recognisable from his writing style.

 

[lovemonster]

looks like I'm a fucktard too now

Hey, you didn't specify it had to be female...

 

[vibes]

Hey, you didn't specify it had to be female...

is it too late to specify it now? *praying*

 

[lovemonster]

is it too late to specify it now? *praying*

Oh....go on then, as it's you.

 

[vibes]

Oh....go on then, as it's you.

umpf ... would it be such a burden to you?

 

[lovemonster]

umpf ... would it be such a burden to you?

Well, I gotta find someone who doesn't mind the fishy smell...

 

[vibes]

Well, I gotta find someone who doesn't mind the fishy smell...

but ... I'm not a fish

 

[lovemonster]

but ... I'm not a fish

So what the hell is that smell then?

 

[vibes]

So what the hell is that smell then?

uhm ... did you fart? *scratches head*

 

[lovemonster]

uhm ... did you fart? *scratches head*

Excuse me, ladies don't 'fart'...

 

[vibes]

Excuse me, ladies don't 'fart'...

ah, of course, had I known you're a lady I wouldn't have said ... oops

 

[lovemonster]

ah, of course, had I known you're a lady I wouldn't have said ... oops

OK, you know that I said I'd arrange for you to get laid with a woman? Scrub that.

 

[asian_princess]

i no will get laid!!

u all can kiss my butt and also my ass too...and if you have time, my hide and my bottom...finish off with my backside.

I go talk to my friend.

*holds up hand puppet*

he love me...and so i stick my hand up his bottom.

u all can go...be!





*looks up...and realises still logged in as Appy*

dammit!

i KNEW i couldnt handle having an alt!!

 

[vibes]

OK, you know that I said I'd arrange for you to get laid with a woman? Scrub that.

Ok, LM, I'm fine getting laid with you too, love

 

[minxy69]

No. Please stay. I like you.

Of course you'll get laid.

Out by a good punch possibly!

 

[lovemonster]

Ok, LM, I'm fine getting laid with you too, love

LOL, hey, I don't remember offering...

 

[vibes]

LOL, hey, I don't remember offering...

that's too bad *pouts*

 

[lovemonster]

that's too bad *pouts*

Well, you gotta get him laid first, that was the deal..

 

[Sassyfrass]

I voted Pity Sex

(and no,, I don't pity anyone..... )

 

[fathom7]

I voted Pity Sex

(and no,, I don't pity anyone..... )

AWWW C'mon {{{{{SASSY}}}}
Have just a little pity for me.