Hypoxia
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A desperate vampire reluctantly drains blood from each of Santa's reindeer. Afterward, when Luna is within 15 degrees of fullness, the reindeer morph into horny humanoids. The transition leaves them naked, of course, and it's still fucking cold at the North Pole's epicenter icepack in July, so they quickly learn to keep warm clothes and boots stashed in discreet igloos. The transition back to reindeer-hood destroys the clothes of course, so they need warm stuff with Velcro closings. But as humanoids, they lust for raw sex, much to the consternation of scientists and explorers in the polar area. Hilarity ensues.
