Woman's Club of the Randy, Deprived and Depraved women of lit.

Native Alien said:
hey starkpic, ever heard this one,

them that can do, and them that can't teach.

Ever read Starkpic's "Women I Have Spanked"!
 
Native Alien said:
hey starkpic, ever heard this one,

them that can do, and them that can't teach.

Hahahaha she has you in the palm of her hand Stark by your sacred sac,pray hope she doesnt squeeze
 
starkpic said:
Ever read Starkpic's "Women I Have Spanked"!


I know I haven't...but one thing I do know:

this is one little witch YOU won't be spanking *wicked evil grin*
 
Bachlum Chaam said:
Hahahaha she has you in the palm of her hand Stark by your sacred sac,pray hope she doesnt squeeze


goddess forbid anyone should get YOU by the "sacred sac"...lol they might >POP< something! lol
 
Bachlum Chaam said:
Hahahaha she has you in the palm of her hand Stark by your sacred sac,pray hope she doesnt squeeze

That's good, coming from the instigator of yon 'Education For Women' thread, where I had to come and bail you out and write letters of reference all over the joint to save you from the lynch mob! A pox on you sir!!:mad:
 
dragonhearted said:
I know I haven't...but one thing I do know:

this is one little witch YOU won't be spanking *wicked evil grin*

My dear lady Dragonhearted:rose: :rose: Do you really think I would even entertain such an idea?:)
 
starkpic said:
My dear lady Dragonhearted:rose: :rose: Do you really think I would even entertain such an idea?:)


let me think for a minute................................





YES!!!
 
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dragonhearted said:
I am partial to FOOD as sexual aids...ie., cucumbers, carrots, zucchinis....even a celery stalk has some possibilities! :D


well they could be helpful baby
 
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USAGOLD said:
well they could be helpful baby


smiling a wicked lustful smile....she gets out said food and starts stroking her pussy with it


How like you this? :p
 
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dragonhearted said:
smiling a wicked lustful smile....she gets out said food and starts stroking her pussy with it


How like you this? :p

Bring it on BABY u can do that to me anytime u want to
 
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USAGOLD said:
Bring it on BABY u can do that to me anytime u want to


did you just say I could do you anytime I want to? mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

pulls USA down onto a bed with her....begins stripping her....and then begins licking her pussy to warm her up for the cucumber :devil:
 
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dragonhearted said:
did you just say I could do you anytime I want to? mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

pulls USA down onto a bed with her....begins stripping her....and then begins licking her pussy to warm her up for the cucumber :devil:

MMMMMMMMMMM baby yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss
 
Native Alien said:
do the tell there, dragonhearted, we want details on how these items can be used.

i was thinking that jello might have some distinct possibilities too.

Jello, pudding, jam, all have distinct and wonderful uses. But have you ever thought of small animals? Something that is indescribable is to take a very small turtle, about 10 to 1 1/2 inches and place it upon a naked body and let it "explore" The feelings of the light touch if its claws is too much for words.

Hello Native, of course I am not a woman but I thought that I would post here to say hello.
 
i have heard about using mice but never thought about the small turtles Dragon Tamer. Thank you for the idea.

now i just have to find someone to try it out with.

*looks wickedly at Dragon Tamer*

wanna help me out with the try out of this one?
 
Native Alien said:
i have heard about using mice but never thought about the small turtles Dragon Tamer. Thank you for the idea.

now i just have to find someone to try it out with.

*looks wickedly at Dragon Tamer*

wanna help me out with the try out of this one?

You know that I will my liittle dragon. I am putty in your capable hands. :rose: :rose: :heart:
 
The_Dragon_Tamer said:
You know that I will my liittle dragon. I am putty in your capable hands. :rose: :rose: :heart:

Mice OMG give me a break what could mice do for a woman that a man or another woman could not do
 
USAGold it is just another sensation to feel is all.

thank you, Dragon Tamer, for being a willing victim, ...

umm, I mean partaker for the valuable research material you will provide.
 
Native Alien said:
USAGold it is just another sensation to feel is all.

thank you, Dragon Tamer, for being a willing victim, ...

umm, I mean partaker for the valuable research material you will provide.

No fooling Native Alien
 
oh and as for the turtle, if you decide to do this, make sure that hands are well washed (and anywhere else the turtle has been) before mouths are applied to the area.

after all, it is considered a reptile and can carry samonella.
 
Native Alien said:
oh and as for the turtle, if you decide to do this, make sure that hands are well washed (and anywhere else the turtle has been) before mouths are applied to the area.

after all, it is considered a reptile and can carry samonella.

Not to worry my little dragon, I have definite plans for us when the turtle has worked it's magic so there will be nothing to worry about. How does a sensual shower sound together? ;) :devil: Until we meet my l ittle dragon, I will bring the turtle among other things. :D
 
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USAGOLD said:
No fooling Native Alien

You sound jealous USAGOLD. Native is a special woman with special needs. I know that I can fulfill her wildest dreams and create some new ones.

Isn't that right my little dragon, Native? :rose: :heart: :devil:
 
we are very glad to have you sort of my art. you brighten the thread with your very presence.

ahhh...my Dragon Tamer....what am i going to do with you?

okay ladies, since sensory deprivation is my special like to do and have done thing, especially the whole blindfold thing. i would like to recommend a feather fan, like the ones that you get for the kids at Odd Lots. That way it is easy to replace ( a must for toys so you don't feel bad if anything happens to it).
 
*waves back at you, mayi*

of course you do my dear. please sit down, pull up a chair, and tell us of your experience with kitchen utensils, tools, food, any household objects will do.
 
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