Woman's Club of the Randy, Deprived and Depraved women of lit.

[starkpic]

*waves back at you, mayi*

of course you do my dear. please sit down, pull up a chair, and tell us of your experience with kitchen utensils, tools, food, any household objects will do.

What about ice cubes, Naked Alien?

 

[Native Alien]

they do wonders in a wire whisk starkpic.

 

[starkpic]

they do wonders in a wire whisk starkpic.

Show me please I'm eager to learn!

 

[Native Alien]

you have to put on a blindfold first.....

 

[starkpic]

you have to put on a blindfold first.....

No problem, my dear! I'll tie it gently around your eyes.

 

[Native Alien]

no, starkpic, this works the other way round, here let me show ya how we put a blindfold on where i come from.

 

[starkpic]

cheeky squaw licks floor ......

no, starkpic, this works the other way round, here let me show ya how we put a blindfold on where i come from.

Why, you cheeky little strumpet! Come hither and let me tan those fine buttocks of yours!

 

[Native Alien]

no spanking until YOU are properly blindfolded my friend.

 

[starkpic]

come 'ere, you!

no spanking until YOU are properly blindfolded my friend.

How can I see to spank thee? You silly young squaw.... Come 'ere and let's 'ave them there clothes off ye!

 

[Native Alien]

but don't ya see that is all a part of the game, it makes it more fun. Please, allow the blindfold you silly man.