Women - How Do Dicks of Different Sizes Feel Inside You?

[Cagivagurl]

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OK
Point taken

 

[Bamagan]

Shallow? Me? Never!

Sounds like shoal water to me...

 

[onehitwanda]

Sounds like shoal water to me...

I've certainly had lots of holes aground on me...

yes. I went there.

 

[Cagivagurl]

Ohhhhh Sounds intriguing...
Is there a lighthouse?

 

[Cagivagurl]

Or a buoy?

 

[Bamagan]

@onehitwanda was a nautical maven
Whose harbor was oft called a haven
To her port men would sail
But their quest they would fail
For it's only the wenches she's cravin'

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Yeah, in one of my stories I describe the MC as 6” tall. Kinda problematic.

 

[MrPixel]

I’ll have you know that you bad girls are affecting my writing. I just setup a subsequent episode where the two FMCs are organizing a regular all-girls tea-and-cocktails party with fun to be had afterwards… or during. So far there are ten ladies on the invitation list.

 

[alohadave]

nope. 1 knot === 1 nautical mile per hour. knot is a measure of velocity.

Doesn't velocity have a direction component?

 

[lilshymynx]

Oh jesus now I've got a story about a lesbian pirate drama group forming.

Somebody save me please.

I mean WaxPhilosophic does have a series about lesbian space pirates so the more the merrier!

 

[Cagivagurl]

Doesn't velocity have a direction component?

Doesn't everything?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Doesn't velocity have a direction component?

That would be a vector, I believe.

 

[lilshymynx]

Doesn't velocity have a direction component?

Yup it do.

Strictly speaking velocity is a vector. If you are just talking about distance over time, that's speed and is a scalar.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Yup it do.

Strictly speaking velocity is a vector. If you are just talking about distance over time, that's speed and is a scalar.

What I said but much betterererrrrr...

Should have paid more attention the second or third time I took calc...

 

[Cagivagurl]

What I said but much betterererrrrr...

Should have paid more attention the second or third time I took calc...

Sorry, I still prefer "Licks per hour."

 

[Cagivagurl]

How far away is that Island?
"Oh argh lassie. I be reckoning that be aboot 60 licks.

 

[AlinaX]

Licks per hour is just a tease.

 

[Cagivagurl]

Licks per hour is just a tease.

Then let the tease begin...

 

[LMWM321]

being a guy I probably shouldn't be contributing to this thread, but seeing as it's gone a bit of the rails... why not?

I have a very large dick; it's 8 1/8" long (insertable - measured from the top-line) and 6 1/4" girth - the whole length.

I find the way large dicks have been fetishized to be totally unrelated to reality. My outlier size/girth has done way more to hinder pleasure - for myself and my partner - than it has to enhance it.. Oral is painful (hurts her jaw), anal nearly impossible (without tons of pre-stretching w/ toys which just isn't practical) and now that we are older, even vaginal sex has become painful for my wife. ..We literally use about 3 tablespoons of lube each time we have sex. And it sucks that the tip of my dick hits her cervix long before my pelvic bone gets anywhere near her vulva, or her butt cheeks if doing doggie. ...This is actually described in greater detail in my Sharing My Wife Michelle story. In it, my wife's new partner for the night has a much smaller dick and, because of it, is able to please her in ways I can't.

Given my druthers I'd rather be average (5.25" long) length and much slimmer. ..And I know my wife feels the same.

Sorry if this isn't a helpful contribution to the thread.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Licks per hour is just a tease.

Where's the owl with the Tootsie Roll Pop?

 

[AlinaX]

"Well, I said to him, if you're going to lick me, it'd bloody well better be more than once an hour."
"I should very well think so. Like I say to my man, if it ain't every other second, I'm off to the shops in-between!"
"Any other guy, I'm right with you, but this one, oh my fucking god."
"Big, eh? Size does matter, sometimes."
"Yep. Three miles long, his tongue was. You could have heard me screaming from across the sea."

 

[Cagivagurl]

How to impress the ladies....
Lick your eyebrows...
Oh, and smile

 

[TheRedChamber]

Okay, so I wake up and see a thread about dick sizes marked 'Today' and already onto six pages. Gold, but I'm going to jump straight into the end without reading anything (including the OP) and make some predictions.

- The vast majority of the posts will be the OP being mocked by the women of the forum (and the vast majority of the vast majority will be from three ladies in particular (they know who they are).
- Sometimes useful or informative posts slip in before the free-for-all, but I'm going to guess this didn't happen on this occasion.
- There will be people without vaginas but with opinions posting.
- The observation that 12 inches is way too much and shouldn't be in every story will be made.
- Despite being 6 pages long, this thread won't have invoked Kumquat's Law yet (...yet)
- The OP won't have returned after seeing his thread burn.

Now lets see how I did.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Oh jesus now I've got a story about a lesbian pirate drama group forming.

Somebody save me please.

Some of my friends had a running gag about female characters in fiction "running away to join the lesbian pirate ship" any time the authorial misogyny got a bit much.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Now lets see how I did.

Well, I was way off on the first three pages or so, but then AH normalcy (read lunacy) reasserted itself.

Should have see limericks and a discussion on the origin of the days of the week coming, silly me.