Women - How Do Dicks of Different Sizes Feel Inside You?

[Cagivagurl]

All of them??!?!?!

oh god. I'd better start hydrating and moisturising.

Moisturisers not going to help when you're trying to swallow a boat.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Reading this thread, I wonder quite where my rep for levity and derailing comes from.

I’m just an innocent bystander.

Emily

 

[onehitwanda]

Moisturisers not going to help when you're trying to swallow a boat.

Oh. oh yes, of course, the boat. The boat. We're talking about the boat. Silly me. Easy mistake to make.

 

[onehitwanda]

innocent

HA!

 

[Cagivagurl]

Oh. oh yes, of course, the boat. The boat. We're talking about the boat. Silly me. Easy mistake to make.

Really..
Show off.

 

[EmilyMiller]

HA!

Until proven guilty.

And punished appropriately.

Emily

 

[Bamagan]

All of them??!?!?!

oh god. I'd better start hydrating and moisturising.

I hope one of them has a tramp stamp that reads "Here Be Dragons"

 

[Cagivagurl]

Until proven guilty.

And punished appropriately.

Emily

Guilty is as guilty does.

 

[onehitwanda]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a0/c5/4f/a0c54fd1fc4b263af42984748d91cf28.jpg

http://telegramchannels.me/storage/stickers/themuse/big_themuse_11.png

 

[Cagivagurl]

Dragons....
WTF
We don't want any o them sharp tongued bitches here.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Oh jesus now I've got a story about a lesbian pirate drama group forming.

Lesbian Pirates of the Caribbean: the Revenge of Blackbush.

 

[onehitwanda]

Dragons....
WTF
We don't want any o them sharp tongued bitches here.

but... and hear me out on this... they can do both sides of the clit at once.

both. sides.

edit: wanda you filthy fucking pervo.

 

[Cagivagurl]

but... and hear me out on this... they can do both sides of the clit at once.

both. sides.

edit: wanda you filthy fucking pervo.

Bugger...
Hadn't thought of that.
Can they cook toast at the same time?

 

[Cagivagurl]

Lesbian Pirates of the Caribbean: the Revenge of Blackbush.

If there be dragons, there'll be no bushes.
They'll all die in the bushfire

 

[onehitwanda]

Bugger...
Hadn't thought of that.
Can they cook toast at the same time?

oriental dragons have opposable claws, so they're adept at using the toaster and other modern kitchen appliances.

 

[Bamagan]

Bugger...
Hadn't thought of that.
Can they cook toast at the same time?

Only if they're licking a bread box...

 

[onehitwanda]

I have this funny feeling that the rest of the AH is watching this thread right now and going "So this is what happens when you don't eat your vagtables"

 

[Cagivagurl]

oriental dragons have opposable claws, so they're adept at using the toaster and other modern kitchen appliances.

Sweet....
Something to eat, whilst eating...
Gotta love that.
Although... breadcrumbs are uncomfortable in bed.

 

[SoCalAshley]

Please don't tease me like this. it's not nice.

Tease you because of being kidnapped, wearing a corset, or Keira Knightly? Wait, I know. All three.

 

[onehitwanda]

Tease you because of being kidnapped, wearing a corset, or Keira Knightly? Wait, I know. All three.

I know a lot of people rage about her being a mediocre actress.

Luckily, I don't care. I would just like a couple of hours with her boobs.

Shallow? Me? Never!

 

[Djmac1031]

It’s not the age, it’s the mileage.

Hey wait isn't that supposed to be my line?

 

[Cagivagurl]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a0/c5/4f/a0c54fd1fc4b263af42984748d91cf28.jpg

http://telegramchannels.me/storage/stickers/themuse/big_themuse_11.png

Fuck....
How does somebody look so fucking deliciously delectably gorgeous. Innocent and naughty in one photo???
Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute.

 

[EmilyMiller]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/7a/e0/c77ae06d20c8ee7c81a2c98d1734087f.gif

 

[AlinaX]

Keira's a great actress.

 

[Cagivagurl]

Keira's a great actress.

I think so