Send there dickpic back altered and say can you grow it a bit? Send water and fertilize weekly.Jeez no! Never put your face on the internet! The authorities can already work out who you are from a mugshot and AI will mean it'll soon be available to any crook.
My sister had a stalker some years ago and the police gave us great advice to protect ourselves online.
I was just thinking... if guys are so fond of posting their dick maybe they could be identified that way? But then... once you've met one dick...