words that get on your nerves in erotica

[butters]

Moby Dick is the only time I remember hearing 'ambergris' -- every other page.

"A Martian Sends a Postcard Home"! That was in my literature book in either middle or high school. I don't know what I think of Craig Raine, writing a-hole poems and also lew carroll enigma poems.

I'm tellin ya, in that book there are names you might not expect to see Just goes to show most poets write/have written dirty ditties since time immemorial:

T.S.Eliot, Thomas Hardy, Kingsley Amis, Geoffrey Chaucer, John Wilmot (Earl of Rochester), Carol Ann Duffy, RObert Burns, W.H.Auden,Patrick O'Shaughnessy, Wendy Cope, Ovid, John Donne, Thomas Nashe, Fleur Adcock, John Beryman, Heaney, Ezra Pound, Jonathon Swift, Shakespeare and many many others. It's all there, from Eskimo Nell to Cod-Liver Oil and the Orange Juice

anyone who harvests anything from whales is an arsehole

ah, this isn't harvested 'from whales' as such: they sick it up into the sea. At least, I HOPE they don't go find an appropriate whale and then give it a stomach-pump!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm tellin ya, in that book there are names you might not expect to see Just goes to show most poets write/have written dirty ditties since time immemorial:

T.S.Eliot, Thomas Hardy, Kingsley Amis, Geoffrey Chaucer, John Wilmot (Earl of Rochester), Carol Ann Duffy, RObert Burns, W.H.Auden,Patrick O'Shaughnessy, Wendy Cope, Ovid, John Donne, Thomas Nashe, Fleur Adcock, John Beryman, Heaney, Ezra Pound, Jonathon Swift, Shakespeare and many many others. It's all there, from Eskimo Nell to Cod-Liver Oil and the Orange Juice



ah, this isn't harvested 'from whales' as such: they sick it up into the sea. At least, I HOPE they don't go find an appropriate whale and then give it a stomach-pump!

I realise that .......... but just saying

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ode to an Anus

Oh anus, my anus you're shut kinda tight
not giving an inch you put up a fight.
Repelling advances, though oral is fine,
certain demands cross over that line,
With pouting persistence you struggle alone,
that cunt down below does nothing but moan
but being outdone by tightness and class
orgasmic delights; not such a pain in the ass!

 

[champagne1982]

I beg to differ over the ambergris harvest. The big commercial whale boats are still out there, still doing what they've always done. Most popular perfume manufactures disdain ambergris in their manufacturing process, nevertheless; money can buy you anything and since there are people willing to spend on "authentic" products, someone will provide them.

 

[butters]

I beg to differ over the ambergris harvest. The big commercial whale boats are still out there, still doing what they've always done. Most popular perfume manufactures disdain ambergris in their manufacturing process, nevertheless; money can buy you anything and since there are people willing to spend on "authentic" products, someone will provide them.

lord, i really and truly forgot all about those whaling factory ships.

 

[Epmd607]

Oh anus, my anus you're shut kinda tight
not giving an inch you put up a fight.
Repelling advances, though oral is fine,
certain demands cross over that line,
With pouting persistence you struggle alone,
that cunt down below does nothing but moan
but being outdone by tightness and class
orgasmic delights; not such a pain in the ass!

Lubricate Your Sailor

O Captain! My Captain! this just isn't right,
my anus is burning well into the night,
cast off your anchor, take down your sail,
smear it with ambergris puked up from a whale!

 

[butters]

Oh anus, my anus you're shut kinda tight
not giving an inch you put up a fight.
Repelling advances, though oral is fine,
certain demands cross over that line,
With pouting persistence you struggle alone,
that cunt down below does nothing but moan
but being outdone by tightness and class
orgasmic delights; not such a pain in the ass!

pmsl

oh! earthy flower! petals folded tight against
the sun's bright, ardent rays;
the throb and pucker tease of
thoughts divine as sun dips down
below and night creeps in:
the fret and fragrant sweat of anal sin.




oh well, it was off the cuff

 

[butters]

Lubricate Your Sailor

O Captain! My Captain! this just isn't right,
my anus is burning well into the night,
cast off your anchor, take down your sail,
smear me with ambergris puked up from a whale!

oh my f**king christ! this is brilliant!

 

[Epmd607]

oh my f**king christ! this is brilliant!

I couldn't get the last line right.

 

[butters]

I couldn't get the last line right.

Lubricate Your Sailor

O Captain! My Captain! this just isn't right,
my anus is burning well into the night,
so cast off your anchor, and take down your sail,
and smear me with ambergris, puked from a whale!





or 'spumed from your whale'?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Lubricate Your Sailor

O Captain! My Captain! this just isn't right,
my anus is burning well into the night,
cast off your anchor, take down your sail,
smear it with ambergris puked up from a whale!

I'll give you a whale the Captain declared
this anus is tainted it's just how I feared,
whenever beneath me you utter a cough
the stench is appalling ye gods you blew off.

 

[butters]

I'll give you a whale the Captain declared
this anus is tainted it's just how I feared,
whenever beneath me you utter a cough
the stench is appalling ye gods you blew off.

hahahahahahahahahaaa

those cruel gusts

 

[UnderYourSpell]

hahahahahahahahahaaa

those cruel gusts

I blame Angeline and Eve .......

 

[butters]

I blame Angeline and Eve .......

i blame de debbil






and right now i have to get soup on the go
back soonish

 

[UnderYourSpell]

i blame de debbil






and right now i have to get soup on the go
back soonish

I'm trying to write a 30 question quiz for tonight!

 

[butters]

I'm trying to write a 30 question quiz for tonight!

how many you got and at what age group is it aimed?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

how many you got and at what age group is it aimed?

done it now and sorry forgot it's 26 quessies now aimed at mostly retired folk or round about there although we do have a few younger in the 30 upwards bracket. I do it every week so if you have any good ones or free websites available all contributions gratefully received. Have to be fairly easy to type the answer too as it's online, points to 1/2/3 rd correct answers and 6th for slow typists and copiers lol

 

[butters]

done it now and sorry forgot it's 26 quessies now aimed at mostly retired folk or round about there although we do have a few younger in the 30 upwards bracket. I do it every week so if you have any good ones or free websites available all contributions gratefully received. Have to be fairly easy to type the answer too as it's online, points to 1/2/3 rd correct answers and 6th for slow typists and copiers lol

you need to slip an anus/ambergris one in there, just for lols.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

you need to slip an anus/ambergris one in there, just for lols.

would be too complicated for them, by the time I had coaxed the answer out of them with clues and what does it begin with ...... I would be totally pissed off with the hole (oops whole!) thing

 

[EroticOrogeny]

Spermicetti is anther whale word - think its the oil they hunt them down for.
I can accept the Eskimos hunting whales, but not the Japanese or Russians (current culprits, I believe).

 

[champagne1982]

Spermicetti is anther whale word - think its the oil they hunt them down for.
I can accept the Eskimos hunting whales, but not the Japanese or Russians (current culprits, I believe).

I don't believe the Innu have any more rights to take products from the environment than anyone else, individually. I think the factory ships and bottom trollers need to be torpedoed on sight, though. Anyone for Greenpeace? << dangerous ignoramuses for the most part IMO >>

 

[butters]

SPERMICETTI —The sperm whale had a special area in his head that contained a cloudy white waxy substance called spermicetti, which was used to produce some of the finest candles available. Due to the costs of processing the spermicetti, these candles were more expensive than most others.





ewww - from their heads as they're being slaughtered
whale's head oil



sigh

 

[bflagsst]

I don't believe the Innu have any more rights to take products from the environment than anyone else, individually. I think the factory ships and bottom trollers need to be torpedoed on sight, though. Anyone for Greenpeace? << dangerous ignoramuses for the most part IMO >>

Anyone watch that show on Animal Planet where these anti-whalers harass Jap fishermen all season? They think they're doing God's work, throwing stink bombs and blasting horns at these guys. I don't think whaling is necessary at all, whether Eskimo or anyone else, but I root for the Japanese because these people on this show are just the most unbelievable pompous assholes. You know, a fishing job is a job, whether it's whales or cod. Driving your little raft up against some huge whaler isn't brave, and it's not real work.

Speaking of assholes, what's going on with these poems? Are 'anus' and 'ambergris' words suitable for quality erotic poetry?

 

[butters]

Anyone watch that show on Animal Planet where these anti-whalers harass Jap fishermen all season? They think they're doing God's work, throwing stink bombs and blasting horns at these guys. I don't think whaling is necessary at all, whether Eskimo or anyone else, but I root for the Japanese because these people on this show are just the most unbelievable pompous assholes. You know, a fishing job is a job, whether it's whales or cod. Driving your little raft up against some huge whaler isn't brave, and it's not real work.

Speaking of assholes, what's going on with these poems? Are 'anus' and 'ambergris' words suitable for quality erotic poetry?

oh, we were just arsing around

but

imo

ambergris has potential, if one can forget its origins as related to a whale's digestive system and hear the beauty of the word, its music, its perfume and associated richness. In the example I used, though, I believe the poet was very much concentrating on the link with 'sperm whale' for his allusion.

anus? i highly doubt it could ever be used in an erotic manner. ever. but I stand prepared to be corrected.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

oh, we were just arsing around

but

imo

ambergris has potential, if one can forget its origins as related to a whale's digestive system and hear the beauty of the word, its music, its perfume and associated richness. In the example I used, though, I believe the poet was very much concentrating on the link with 'sperm whale' for his allusion.

anus? i highly doubt it could ever be used in an erotic manner. ever. but I stand prepared to be corrected.

Surely it's in the mind of the reader what they find erotic and this one small minority here finds anus very erotic so so so arseholesssssss