Worst Songs Ever

[MaxSmith]

Achy Breaky Heart

ding, ding, ding.... we have a winner!!

 

[BellaLovesJazz]

Malcolm McLaren's "About Her."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUs0O81n9-A

 

[MsQuote]

I would say anything by Duran Duran, but Wild Boys has to be the worst of their worst.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I would say anything by Duran Duran, but Wild Boys has to be the worst of their worst.

Ugh, you just had to go there. The 80's really are chock full of low hanging fruit for this th'd I deliberately tried not going there. BUT this has to be the one that still makes me cringe every time I hear it.

Mickey -- http://youtu.be/NW7VnHnX3LQ

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Mellow Yellow - Donovan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrbni0tVBZ8

Oh Yeah - Yello

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq0skIEkfUw

I won't be able to sleep tonight after listening to those.

 

[MsQuote]

Ugh, you just had to go there. The 80's really are chock full of low hanging fruit for this th'd I deliberately tried not going there. BUT this has to be the one that still makes me cringe every time I hear it.

Mickey -- http://youtu.be/NW7VnHnX3LQ

I'd say Adam Ant's Goody Two Shoes comes in a close second, followed by Culture Club's Karma Chameleon.

But there was a lot of good stuff in the '80's, too ... REM, The Ramones, The Clash, XTC, Run DMC, Depeche Mode, The Cure ...

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Europe - The Final Countdown. That song makes me want to stick knitting needles in my ears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

 

[Porkwarrior]

Heh another contribution from the North, Canada's Duran Duran.

Platinum Blonde -- Crying Over You
http://youtu.be/KCfEAzeLP-w

 

[Porkwarrior]

Die Antwoord -- Fatty Boom Boom
http://youtu.be/AIXUgtNC4Kc

Um, yeah make sure no kids are in the room.
On the fence between genius or the most shamefully shock for shock's sake since Marilyn Manson.

 

[MsQuote]

Ugh, you just had to go there. The 80's really are chock full of low hanging fruit for this th'd I deliberately tried not going there. BUT this has to be the one that still makes me cringe every time I hear it.

Mickey -- http://youtu.be/NW7VnHnX3LQ

Die Antwoord -- Fatty Boom Boom
http://youtu.be/AIXUgtNC4Kc

Um, yeah make sure no kids are in the room.
On the fence between genius or the most shamefully shock for shock's sake since Marilyn Manson.

It's ... umm ... bizarre.

 

[Midnight_Man]

Maggie May - Rod Stewart

 

[Aintgotmail]

Ouch. What kills me is there were some songs mentioned that I still like today. Grrrr...

I need a life <sigh>.

 

[MsQuote]

Well do you have anymore? C'mon it's your th'd, I can't carry all the water.

How about something more contemporary, worst hip hop song ever?


Tbaby -- It's So Cold In The D

http://youtu.be/aktLRiWXfqg

Believe it or not, a parody just came out of that song.

It's So Cold Outside the D (Suburban Version)

I didn't say it was a good parody.

 

[MsQuote]

Maggie May - Rod Stewart

Maggie May isn't that bad. Rod Stewart's done worse ... a lot worse.

 

[MsQuote]

I think every bad sexual metaphor is in this song. I really hope this was intended to be a joke.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I think every bad sexual metaphor is in this song. I really hope this was intended to be a joke.

Haa haa oh gawd I've seen that guy before. He tried to enter Eurovision as a contribution from a ficticious country that was trying to get into the EU. Think he's an Aussie comedian.

 

[papadoc19]

Mickey? The Final Countdown?

I must have crappy taste in music because I like those songs

 

[MsQuote]

You must be a kid of the '80's.

I'll admit to liking Mickey when I was in college, but The Final Countdown? Ugh. That epitomizes the atrophy of arena/anthem rock that should have died with the turn of that decade.

I don't mean to insult you or your taste in music, but I was (and still am to some degree) a new wave/alternative rock gal ... and have great friends from my college radio days who are still into hair bands.

 

[Porkwarrior]

The Toy Dolls -- The Final Countdown (cover)
http://youtu.be/4jr9mYY_kkU

 

[MsQuote]

The Toy Dolls -- The Final Countdown (cover)
http://youtu.be/4jr9mYY_kkU

Touche!

Where do you find this shit? And by shit, I really mean shit.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Touche!

Where do you find this shit? And by shit, I really mean shit.

Bad jokes, bad puns, bad music, bad women...like moths to a flame I seem to be magnetic for them all.

 

[Stillstiff]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woP1ITeIQcIHow about "A Horse With No Name."

 

[Porkwarrior]

Believe it or not, a parody just came out of that song.

It's So Cold Outside the D (Suburban Version)

I didn't say it was a good parody.

And that was fucking hilarious, haa haa.
You go Shirley, peace out sister!

 

[Porkwarrior]

Not a single song...more of a public service announcement.


Don (No Soul) Simmons & BB King -- Black People Without Soul
http://youtu.be/fZRePZ1OqQE

 

[Lord Pmann]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woP1ITeIQcIHow about "A Horse With No Name."

^^^^
Blasphemy. How can you say that about a song with the lyric "the heat was hot".

Here are my submissions:

Anything by Nickelback. Specifically, Photograph. Vomit.

Anything by Fallout Boy. Specially, Sugar We Are Going Down. I want to rip out Pete Wentz's eyes and shove them up his arse so he can see me kicking his arse for being such a shitty, annoying bass player.

Anything Celine Dion sings or says.

But this next song is the most diabolical and evil sounding music I can ever imagine. There are some groups that have creepy sounding music and weirded videos. NIN can creep me out at times. All of those Swedish black metal bands make me cringe. But this... It's creepy and scary beyond measure. The music makes my skin crawl. The vocals send shivers through my spine.

Friday by Rebecca Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0&sns=em