Would you ever fuck a .....

[Lady Reiha]

Too close to Jeffrey Dahmer for my taste.

I'd do him.

As for a zombie, no. Not because I'm grossed out by it or anything- Hell no! It's more like "well.. can't fuck a female zombie because of disease ( ie/. pussy licking, no point in giving her pleasure with a dildo- she won't feel it). And for a male zombie.. since he lacks a "sexual drive", I'm sure his flaccid, limp cock wouldn't do me any justice.



I'd have to go with both werewolf, vampire and anything "alive". I need my willy's hard and my lady lucks wet.

 

[FurryFury]

You really want a cold clammy cock inside you?

I think vampire chicks are hot. But I worry that their pussy juice would be blood.

And the problem with that is . . . ?

 

[YourCaptor]

I would fuck anythin else tho.

Really?

Anything?

 

[jenniferbaby]

Oh yeah, nother fangbanger right here

Well, okay, I'm more a Twilight vamp banger than I am just any vamp. I so wanted that honeymoon scene to get more grafic. And when they started talking about her bruses and how she didn't notice, only wanted him to hold her tighter, hell to the yeah baby. And they didn't even get into the temperture play posibilities. And how hot it would be to be in the throws of passion and him lean down and bite....yummy.

I'd do one of the wolf kids too. Now that would be some sweaty sex.

I didn't realize it at the time, but that scene did have D/s and masochistic tendencies all over it. In some ways, so did the whole series. No wonder I found it so hot...

And yes, we could have used a lot more sex in the sex scene. I fucking hate it when authors skip over the sex in books.

As for the original question, as others have said, I don't care for fucking zombies. Vampires and werewolves on the other hand might be interesting indeed.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Good question actually. I think of it as "would you be able to overcome your disgust at necrophilia in order to hatefuck someone that was trying to eat you."

Would depend on the decay level.

 

[Shadowann2]

Oh yeah, nother fangbanger right here

Well, okay, I'm more a Twilight vamp banger than I am just any vamp. I so wanted that honeymoon scene to get more grafic. And when they started talking about her bruses and how she didn't notice, only wanted him to hold her tighter, hell to the yeah baby. And they didn't even get into the temperture play posibilities. And how hot it would be to be in the throws of passion and him lean down and bite....yummy.

I'd do one of the wolf kids too. Now that would be some sweaty sex.

I swear you read my mind! I'd do the vamps from True Blood too! I feel dirty saying that Jacob is hot and that I'd do him though. He's only 17 and I'm no child molester. Get back to me in a year!

The S/m tones in Twilight were awesome! I wish there had been a lot more details in the sex scenes. They won't have much trouble making that part of the movie PG-13!

 

[sinnocence]

I'd do Edward and Emmett from Twilight, both Bill and Eric from True Blood, and now Stefan from the Vampire Diaries (just found this show and I love it).

All because they're vampires and hot.


I love Jacob too, but I'm not sure about him.

 

[y_tia]

eeks no

no emotion just too robotic

but mm vampire / demon mmm yesss

mwah xx

 

[AbiNormyl]

I like my vamps a little older than edward cullen.

My imaganary fuck list would be:

Jean-Claude, Asher, Truth, and Wicked from the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton for vampires

Micah and Nathaniel for weres in the Anita Blake series also

And since we are on imaginary then I would say Merry Gentry's faerie brigade. yup i love me some faeries. Again Laurell K. Hamilton

Oh and if you have never read her...she never skips over sex scenes and the are bdsm related all the time.

oh and no zombies thank you anyway.

 

[YourCaptor]

werebitches

 

[FurryFury]

YES! I so agree!

I like my vamps a little older than edward cullen.

My imaganary fuck list would be:

Jean-Claude, Asher, Truth, and Wicked from the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton for vampires

Micah and Nathaniel for weres in the Anita Blake series also

And since we are on imaginary then I would say Merry Gentry's faerie brigade. yup i love me some faeries. Again Laurell K. Hamilton

Oh and if you have never read her...she never skips over sex scenes and the are bdsm related all the time.

oh and no zombies thank you anyway.

 

[FurryFury]

Jacob is too young but I've, at times, thought teaching a young one might be fun.



I can't stand Edward or Bill. I like Eric a lot, but more in the books than the show.

I do not reacal who Emmett is. Stephan is not my thing though. I'm glad you are enjoying it though!

I'd do Edward and Emmett from Twilight, both Bill and Eric from True Blood, and now Stefan from the Vampire Diaries (just found this show and I love it).

All because they're vampires and hot.


I love Jacob too, but I'm not sure about him.

 

[Homburg]

Too close to Jeffrey Dahmer for my taste.

This.

And the smell. Ugh.

 

[eastern sun]

werebitches

yep. werewolves.

or the invisible man

 

[YourCaptor]

I’d fuck the left 4 dead witch.

You hear that crying?
Yea, kind of turns ya on…you guys sneak around, I’ll crown the bitch.
*witch screams out*
Shit! You ok!!
Um, yea, just give me like 10 minutes more minutes with her.

 

[Vixandra]

Vampire- oh yes, bite me here.....

Zombie- no. When parts of my lover fall off during sex due to decomposition, its a bad session. So no.

Were-critter- long as they're not a cry-baby, sure, bring on the fur balls. The Twilight wolves are interesting and the were-felines from the Sookie Stackhouse and Anita Blake series are just bundles of fun.

Witches- sure, I am one.

Warlocks- sure why not.

Fairy- yes, if they're human sized. None of that tiny pixie nonsense.

I'm open to a preturnatural lover. If I'd sleep with them based on their personality as a human, I'd sleep with them as a supe.

 

[jenniferbaby]

I swear you read my mind! I'd do the vamps from True Blood too! I feel dirty saying that Jacob is hot and that I'd do him though. He's only 17 and I'm no child molester. Get back to me in a year!

The S/m tones in Twilight were awesome! I wish there had been a lot more details in the sex scenes. They won't have much trouble making that part of the movie PG-13!

I'd do Edward and Emmett from Twilight, both Bill and Eric from True Blood, and now Stefan from the Vampire Diaries (just found this show and I love it).

All because they're vampires and hot.


I love Jacob too, but I'm not sure about him.

I'd definitely do Jacob, he's one of my absolute favorite characters. I wouldn't have any problem teaching him a thing or two....

True Blood really blends the lines between creepy and hot, which I guess is what this thread is about. Many many times while watching that show, I was fighting simultaneous feelings of nausea and arousal. Maybe I should further explore that feeling.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

The problem with doing the Blob would be: how would you know if anyone came? Bodily fluids?



http://stolemyhubcaps.com/covers/The%20Blob.jpg

 

[the captians wench]

Jacob is too young but I've, at times, thought teaching a young one might be fun.



I can't stand Edward or Bill. I like Eric a lot, but more in the books than the show.

I do not reacal who Emmett is. Stephan is not my thing though. I'm glad you are enjoying it though!

Emmett is the older Cullen. The pretty blond's guy. Athletic and built as all get out and just as take action now ask questions later as you would expect that type to be.

I Edward. I would run away with him anyday. But it's that whole good guy/bad guy combo. *purr purr purr*

I could get into Jacob, but only for some fun. He's too impulstuous (I think I made a word up there) for me. I need a man (or mythical creature) who will take care of me and keep me from acting too much on impulse! Some one to balance my child like demenor, not match it.

And yeah I'd do the Trueblood vamps too, but I favor Twilight. I Edward so much.

 

[sinnocence]

Emmett is the older Cullen. The pretty blond's guy. Athletic and built as all get out and just as take action now ask questions later as you would expect that type to be.

You sure you're not talking about Jasper? He's the blonde one who is paired with Alice. Emmett's got darker hair and is with Rosalie...who I can't stand. But I love me some Emmett.....

 

[subish2009]

Yes

and yes I have had that discussion also. Except the girl present was not a champ and couldn't even get past anal. So she got ignored whilst the big people talked. It's fun ignoring girls that are use to lots of attention, eventually they'll pay high prices for all eyes on them.

Anyway, the discussion went on to how to go about trapping a female zombie. If she would be warm or cold, and if you feed her brains would the next primal urge kick in turning her into a sex zombie.

And I could talk for ages on sex zombies.

I wanna hear more about the sex zombies, please! Very intrigued...

 

[Homburg]

I really, really, really want to post the "This is a vampire"/"And this is a douche in a tree" photos.

 

[the captians wench]

Emmett is the older Cullen. The pretty blond's guy. Athletic and built as all get out and just as take action now ask questions later as you would expect that type to be.

You sure you're not talking about Jasper? He's the blonde one who is paired with Alice. Emmett's got darker hair and is with Rosalie...who I can't stand. But I love me some Emmett.....

Right and Rosalie is the pretty blond...hence pretty blond's guy with athletic build and take action first attitude. I just couldn't remember her name at 3am for some reason. Jasper thought things out a little more than Emmett. And I remembered Alice, because I just love her little elfish self. But for the life of me I couldn't remember Rosalie's name.

 

[subish2009]

Emmett is the older Cullen. The pretty blond's guy. Athletic and built as all get out and just as take action now ask questions later as you would expect that type to be.

I Edward. I would run away with him anyday. But it's that whole good guy/bad guy combo. *purr purr purr*

I could get into Jacob, but only for some fun. He's too impulstuous (I think I made a word up there) for me. I need a man (or mythical creature) who will take care of me and keep me from acting too much on impulse! Some one to balance my child like demenor, not match it.

And yeah I'd do the Trueblood vamps too, but I favor Twilight. I Edward so much.

Also, the reverse for me on the vamps. I'd take probably any of the True Blood boys, any of the Cullens being a second choice. The Cullens are all a little too nice for my taste. But Emmet would be my first choice among them.

The werewolves are intriguing for fun, but I, too, can't see a real D/s dynamic with them. Raw animal fucking? Yes. Someone who's orders I'm inclined to obey. Not so much. As pretty as Jacob is, he's waaaay too young for me to take seriously. He'd be fun to toy with 'til he wolfs out and fucks me, though.

 

[sinnocence]

Right and Rosalie is the pretty blond...hence pretty blond's guy with athletic build and take action first attitude. I just couldn't remember her name at 3am for some reason. Jasper thought things out a little more than Emmett. And I remembered Alice, because I just love her little elfish self. But for the life of me I couldn't remember Rosalie's name.

*facepalm* Lol, sorry. I read it wrong. Just ignore me then.