Would you ever fuck a .....

[eastern sun]

I bet Pookie would fuck them all...

But would it be spooky to fuck Pookie?

 

[FurryFury]

I don't agree about the Edward being more D/s, Jacob being too young thing.

Werewolves have a society built on D/s within the tribe. Jacob is a born leader. Age doesn't matter in regards to that. You either have that in you or you don't.

Edward is merely one vampire in a family of them. He is most certainly not a leader in it.

JMO.

 

[FurryFury]

That scene in that movie just about made me physically ill. I did not find the vamp/zombie/whatever lady hot in the least bit. The CGI was truly horrible. All that panting was a huge turn off. I would so not fuck her.

Zombie! Like in that movie I am legend..

I was having a conversation with a couple of buddies last night and we were talking about the new Zombieland movie which you should all see. Then I asked if anyone else saw I am legend to which everyone said yes. Soooooo, naturally I say that in the scene with the chick zombie strapped down to the exam table did anyone else wonder what it would be like to rape a zombie, with a condom of course due to zombie disease..

So it turned quickly into a discussion of all the evil shit you've ever thought of doing during sex but due to laws, death, etc.. never actually did.

Unfortunately one of my buddies girlfriends was in the room for this and was looking rather shocked. She asked if guys really thought about this stuff during sex and we all confirmed that it's true but that we're not even approaching the really violent stuff, then I told her she would probably be scared shitless during sex if she could ever know what her man was thinking about. She turned a few shades of pale but like a champ hung in for the duration.

So, anyone ever wonder what it would be like to have some hot chick zombie or vampire slaves that you could exercise your most hateful, violent sexual desires with? What happens when sadist doms become zombies? .. hmmm?

 

[graceanne]

So, if vampires are born vampires, what happens to all the vampire lore about vampires making other vampires? What happens when one bites you?

If they're born that way, then you're those are old wives tails.

If not, a lot of story tellers say that you're more likely to turn into a vamp by biting a vamp than being bit by a vamp.

I don't agree about the Edward being more D/s, Jacob being too young thing.

Werewolves have a society built on D/s within the tribe. Jacob is a born leader. Age doesn't matter in regards to that. You either have that in you or you don't.

Edward is merely one vampire in a family of them. He is most certainly not a leader in it.

JMO.

My opinion, too. Honestly, I've read the first two books. I'll probably read the other ones, eventually, cause my sisters are really into the books. Either way, Edward does nothing for me. The 'dad' guy is hotter than Edward.

Speaking of Edwards, what about Edward from the Anita Blake books? Now HE is hot.

 

[caela]

If they're born that way, then you're those are old wives tails.

If not, a lot of story tellers say that you're more likely to turn into a vamp by biting a vamp than being bit by a vamp.



My opinion, too. Honestly, I've read the first two books. I'll probably read the other ones, eventually, cause my sisters are really into the books. Either way, Edward does nothing for me. The 'dad' guy is hotter than Edward.

Speaking of Edwards, what about Edward from the Anita Blake books? Now HE is hot.

No interest in any of the Cullens.

Now Anita's, Edward would either be totally yummy or utterly terrifying (and not necessarily in a good way). It would probably be worth it to find out which....Actually most of Anita's men would probably be worth taking on, just don't make me put up with Richard and all his melodrama.

 

[graceanne]

No interest in any of the Cullens.

Now Anita's, Edward would either be totally yummy or utterly terrifying (and not necessarily in a good way). It would probably be worth it to find out which....Actually most of Anita's men would probably be worth taking on, just don't make me put up with Richard and all his melodrama.

Seriously. Richard is such an annoying pain in the ass. Talk about someone who thinks too much and too little all at the same time.

 

[caela]

Seriously. Richard is such an annoying pain in the ass. Talk about someone who thinks too much and too little all at the same time.

Agreed! He spends far too much time thinking about all the wrong things. Obsessing about being human again instead of simply accepting that a human version of normal just isn't in the cards for him anymore. The rest of the characters in the books make it pretty clear that not being normal doesn't have to mean being constantly unhappy. If he'd simply accept who he is instead of always fighting it he'd probably be pretty damned scrumptious in his own right.

 

[FurryFury]

I totally agree about Edward.



And about that ass Richard.

*vomit*

 

[the captians wench]

I love Twilight and I love Edward...but I'm just not sure how I feel about this:

Twilight Dildo...


It suggests that you take it outside to see it sparkle. I'm sure my neighbors would LOVE that!

ETA: HA! If you click on the "spects" link, above the description, you can watch a video of it sparkling in the sunlight!

Okay I WANT ONE!

What does that say about me?

I don't agree about the Edward being more D/s, Jacob being too young thing.

Werewolves have a society built on D/s within the tribe. Jacob is a born leader. Age doesn't matter in regards to that. You either have that in you or you don't.

Edward is merely one vampire in a family of them. He is most certainly not a leader in it.

JMO.

I don't think Jacob is too young, I think he's just kind of reckless, or maybe not so much reckless as he is not as causious as I like in a fictional D/s relationship. But hot romp in the woods, oh fuck yeah! Of course he did loose some of that boyish recklessness in the later books, so I can see the potential.

Edward apeals to me for a number of reasons. The common interests, the old world charm, chilverous demenor, the over protectiveness, the need to be close at all times, all wraped up in that "bad boy" dangerous package. Yup I'd give up breathing for him.

As for the rest of the Cullen family they each have their apeal to me, I'd do any of them, and consider more with most. But then, I'm pretty easy when it comes to sex.

 

[AbiNormyl]

Speaking of Edwards, what about Edward from the Anita Blake books? Now HE is hot.

hmm I don't know, he is a bit more sadistic then I like.

 

[tmock]

interesting

The crack of dawn, if I could get up in time.
There was a funeral director arrested near Raleigh,NC in the early 90's for pulling off the road and fucking a corpse.

 

[graceanne]

Agreed! He spends far too much time thinking about all the wrong things. Obsessing about being human again instead of simply accepting that a human version of normal just isn't in the cards for him anymore. The rest of the characters in the books make it pretty clear that not being normal doesn't have to mean being constantly unhappy. If he'd simply accept who he is instead of always fighting it he'd probably be pretty damned scrumptious in his own right.

Yeah, pretty much. If he spent more time thinking of others and less time thinking of himself he'd be a lot happier.

But that's true in general.

hmm I don't know, he is a bit more sadistic then I like.

Yeah, but he's still hot.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Zombie! Like in that movie I am legend..

Not to put too fine a point on it, but in I Am Legend, the infected were more vampire-like, not zombie-ish.

 

[YourCaptor]

Is it wrong that this is kind of turning me on? *looks around* Oh, wait...forgot where I was for a sec.

I got a half written story on it.

couple is running from zombies. Guy gets caught, shredded, and eaten. Zombie hunger is then satisfied, they all get hard and go after the girl. She gets screwed in a giant zombie orgy. To add some horror to it the zombie cocks leak a nasty puss, which causes the infection. Slowly as she gets fucked in every whole she starts to turn and becomes one of them, total lust driven zombie. Story is suppose to end with the reader wondering if she turned into a zombie or got depraved and started enjoying the nasty gang bang.

 

[Shadowann2]

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Now Anita's, Edward would either be totally yummy or utterly terrifying (and not necessarily in a good way). It would probably be worth it to find out which....Actually most of Anita's men would probably be worth taking on, just don't make me put up with Richard and all his melodrama.

I agree with this part. Edward is such a bad ass in his day-to-day life, makes me wonder what he's be like in bed. I seriously doubt that he and Donna are into anything kinky though. If he has that side of him, he expresses it with someone other than his wife!

I wouldn't want to put up with Richard's moods or his guilt, but WOW do I want to be bedded by that man! The sex scenes with him get me hotter than with any of the vamps! The sheer animalism and heat with that man....it does wonderful things to my imagination!

 

[caela]

I agree with this part. Edward is such a bad ass in his day-to-day life, makes me wonder what he's be like in bed. I seriously doubt that he and Donna are into anything kinky though. If he has that side of him, he expresses it with someone other than his wife!

I wouldn't want to put up with Richard's moods or his guilt, but WOW do I want to be bedded by that man! The sex scenes with him get me hotter than with any of the vamps! The sheer animalism and heat with that man....it does wonderful things to my imagination!

I agree about Edward and his wife lol.

Richard though, his animalism and heat are definitely enough to get a girl wound up but I can't get past the fact that he can't deal with his emotional baggage. It takes any desire to bed him right out of me. If LKH ever gets around to writing him getting his shit together then I'd think he's the hottest thing in Anita's universe but until then he's just "meh" on my radar.

 

[graceanne]

I agree with this part. Edward is such a bad ass in his day-to-day life, makes me wonder what he's be like in bed. I seriously doubt that he and Donna are into anything kinky though. If he has that side of him, he expresses it with someone other than his wife!

Yeah, I don't see Donna being kinky, although she's possibly sexually submissive. Honestly, she annoys me to no end.

I agree about Edward and his wife lol.

Richard though, his animalism and heat are definitely enough to get a girl wound up but I can't get past the fact that he can't deal with his emotional baggage. It takes any desire to bed him right out of me. If LKH ever gets around to writing him getting his shit together then I'd think he's the hottest thing in Anita's universe but until then he's just "meh" on my radar.

Not to mention most of the sex scenes with him get interrupted with two or three page discussion about his issues. REALLY ANNOYING when it's getting hot.

 

[Primalex]

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/675414490_3mN9N-L.jpg​

 

[AbiNormyl]

Oh and for those of you that love Anita and her vamps and weres. They are creating a TV series on it. Check out her homepage for information.

Now i just wonder what IFC is and how I can get it on my tv.....

 

[celticsunspiral]

I totally agree on the Richard opinions. But wow LK sure knows how to rev my engines. lol. I would probably do almost any of the characters in the AB books at least once. haha

 

[FurryFury]

Oh and for those of you that love Anita and her vamps and weres. They are creating a TV series on it. Check out her homepage for information.

Now i just wonder what IFC is and how I can get it on my tv.....

Yes, I'd like to know too.



Of course, there is NO way they will cast this to fit with what is in my head. That just never happens. I do hope they make it reasonably good though. I wanna see what they do!

 

[graceanne]

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/675414490_3mN9N-L.jpg​

LOL

Yes, I'd like to know too.



Of course, there is NO way they will cast this to fit with what is in my head. That just never happens. I do hope they make it reasonably good though. I wanna see what they do!

I NEVER watch shows that are based on books I've read. They're never as good and they just annoy me.

 

[the captians wench]

LOL



I NEVER watch shows that are based on books I've read. They're never as good and they just annoy me.

This is what has me worried aobut the New Moon movie.

With Twilight I saw the movie first and enjoyed it so much that I went to reading the book (which I had no interest in before) in hopes that it would be even better, and I did enjoy the book so much that I bought the rest of the series and read all 4 books with in a month (which is crazy fast for me).

But now I've read the complete series, I'm worried that I'll be disapointed in the movie. I've already seen a few things that are going to bug me from previews.

 

[graceanne]

This is what has me worried aobut the New Moon movie.

With Twilight I saw the movie first and enjoyed it so much that I went to reading the book (which I had no interest in before) in hopes that it would be even better, and I did enjoy the book so much that I bought the rest of the series and read all 4 books with in a month (which is crazy fast for me).

But now I've read the complete series, I'm worried that I'll be disapointed in the movie. I've already seen a few things that are going to bug me from previews.

I haven't seen Twilight, cause I read the book first. (My mom and sister is really into the book, so I read it so we'd have something to talk about.) I have no intention of watching new moon, although I might end up watching it anyway. My girls want to see it at the theatre, and they're only 11. Their is NO WAY they're going by themselves. So I'll probably end up sitting a few rows ahead of them, while they pretend they're there by themselves.

 

[Homburg]

http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/...ght-panties-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-i-heart-kink

This might just be even better than the sparkle-dong for some of you folks.