Would you ever fuck a .....

[neci]

yep. werewolves.

or the invisible man

oooooohhh... the invisible man
with his invisible cane, invisible rope and invisible clamps...
ah fuck. that would be fun.

i have to go for the werewolves over vampires, due to the pasty white skin and clammy vampire hands. vampires would lack heat radiating from their bodies. besides, i like the lights on, not off.

The problem with doing the Blob would be: how would you know if anyone came? Bodily fluids?



http://stolemyhubcaps.com/covers/The%20Blob.jpg

hmmmm... you know, you may be able to recreate this in a huge vat of jello... and something tells me you would know if you came or not

 

[Homburg]

Vampire-themed Fleshlight. No, really.

And, as it mentions in the link, there is a pale white sparkly Twilight theme dildo out there that can be chilled in the fridge to produce that cold, dead cock feeling.

And the all too appropriate quote that ends the linked article:

Personally, I don't go for vampires. I've got my own zombie-themed Fleshlight that I made myself. Or as my wife calls it, "that chunk of old meat in the fridge with a hole in it". Don't knock it til you've tried it.

 

[subish2009]

yep. werewolves.

or the invisible man

eastern sun, that is BRILLIANT! Wow, the mind boggles at the invisible man possibilities...

Vampire-themed Fleshlight. No, really.

And, as it mentions in the link, there is a pale white sparkly Twilight theme dildo out there that can be chilled in the fridge to produce that cold, dead cock feeling.

And the all too appropriate quote that ends the linked article:

That's...just all kinds of both hysterical and wrong wrapped up in one awesome example of capitalism.

 

[graceanne]

According the laurell k hamilton books vampires are only cold if they haven't eaten recently. And a lot of authors have vampires as being born that way; in other words they're alive not the walking dead and therefore warm.

 

[neci]

According the laurell k hamilton books vampires are only cold if they haven't eaten recently. And a lot of authors have vampires as being born that way; in other words they're alive not the walking dead and therefore warm.

if they aren't cold and clammy, i'm game. Brad Pit in Interview with a Vampire. ahhhhhh... no Cullen's for me.

 

[Primalex]

According the laurell k hamilton books vampires are only cold if they haven't eaten recently.

This doesn't make sense.

There are about 340 calories in a pint of blood. Assuming the average vampire drinks 6 pints, it's about what an average human eats and turns into energy. And as I can't recall fat vampires, they have to burn the energy. So it's more likely that they have a constant temperature.

 

[StrayKat]

This doesn't make sense.

There are about 340 calories in a pint of blood. Assuming the average vampire drinks 6 pints, it's about what an average human eats and turns into energy. And as I can't recall fat vampires, they have to burn the energy. So it's more likely that they have a constant temperature.

Considering the fact they are actually dead, or better said un-dead, being cold makes sense to me.
At least as much as discussing body temperature of non existent being makes sense

 

[sereneone4u]

I bet Pookie would fuck them all...

 

[graceanne]

This doesn't make sense.

There are about 340 calories in a pint of blood. Assuming the average vampire drinks 6 pints, it's about what an average human eats and turns into energy. And as I can't recall fat vampires, they have to burn the energy. So it's more likely that they have a constant temperature.

Then they're probably always warm. The idea is that they drink blood cause they can't make their own, or so I've read. So as long as they have plenty of blood they are probably warm. I know when I was low on blood I had a lot of trouble staying warm. K would put me under a heated blanket, a down blanket, a wool blanket, and a quilt and I'd FREEZE.

Is anyone else laughing at themselves talking about vampires and zombies as if they're real?

 

[graceanne]

Considering the fact they are actually dead, or better said un-dead, being cold makes sense to me.

That's assuming they're dead and weren't born that way, like another species all together.

At least as much as discussing body temperature of non existent being makes sense

 

[Shadowann2]

<snip>

My imaganary fuck list would be:

Jean-Claude, Asher, Truth, and Wicked from the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton for vampires

Micah and Nathaniel for weres in the Anita Blake series also

And since we are on imaginary then I would say Merry Gentry's faerie brigade. yup i love me some faeries. Again Laurell K. Hamilton

Oh and if you have never read her...she never skips over sex scenes and the are bdsm related all the time.

oh and no zombies thank you anyway.

AMEN!!!

Hell, I'd do Anita herself, if she'd let me!

There are zombies in the Anita Blake series, but thankfully, no one fucks them!

 

[graceanne]

I like my vamps a little older than edward cullen.

My imaganary fuck list would be:

Jean-Claude, Asher, Truth, and Wicked from the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton for vampires

Micah and Nathaniel for weres in the Anita Blake series also

And since we are on imaginary then I would say Merry Gentry's faerie brigade. yup i love me some faeries. Again Laurell K. Hamilton

Oh and if you have never read her...she never skips over sex scenes and the are bdsm related all the time.

oh and no zombies thank you anyway.

I missed this post. I TOTALLY want to do asher, truth, and wicked, but jean-claude is in a 'wouldn't turn down' category. I wouldn't be interested in micah or nathaniel. As for the gentry series - mistral. Yum, yum.

 

[satindesire]

Vampires are only cold when they're hungry. The hungrier they are, the colder. They're warmest (and pinkest) right after feeding. Depending on what literature you're gong off of, it can be called the "Flush of Life" and it's a very handy trick to have when you need to blend in with mortals.

Anyway....>_> *cough* I'm such a geek....





That vampire fleshlight rocked. What an interesting idea!

 

[graceanne]

Vampires are only cold when they're hungry. The hungrier they are, the colder. They're warmest (and pinkest) right after feeding. Depending on what literature you're gong off of, it can be called the "Flush of Life" and it's a very handy trick to have when you need to blend in with mortals.

Thankyou! I knew it, but I couldn't recall the exact phrases and all that.

Anyway....>_> *cough* I'm such a geek....

None of those around here.

 

[caela]

I missed this post. I TOTALLY want to do asher, truth, and wicked, but jean-claude is in a 'wouldn't turn down' category. I wouldn't be interested in micah or nathaniel. As for the gentry series - mistral. Yum, yum.

Hehehehe...I love these posts. Asher and the WickedTruth are definite musts. Wicked and Truth together please! Not interested in Micah (I just can't do short men) or Nathaniel (too submissive for my tastes and that's my job!). Perhaps Jason just for some friendly fun but I think they've made him rather short as well which is too bad.

From the Gentry series gimme some Darkness and Mistral and I would be an incredibly happy girl!

 

[Shadowann2]

I love Twilight and I love Edward...but I'm just not sure how I feel about this:

Twilight Dildo...


It suggests that you take it outside to see it sparkle. I'm sure my neighbors would LOVE that!

ETA: HA! If you click on the "spects" link, above the description, you can watch a video of it sparkling in the sunlight!

 

[YourCaptor]

I wanna hear more about the sex zombies, please! Very intrigued...

Picture a zombie film scene when they get cornered by a mob of zombies. Only these zombies are totally mindless for sex, and instead of eating you they want a huge as zombie orgy until you become one of them.

Making the zombie infection an STD also makes things more interesting.

And instead of turning all pale and falling apart, certain body parts get bigger, sexier, and they no longer have a need to rest.

 

[caela]

YC, you are still disturbing as ever lol.

 

[YourCaptor]

YC, you are still disturbing as ever lol.

You know you love it.

 

[caela]

You know you love it.

Hehehe...More like I am fascinated by it than love it. You know it's bad for you but you can't quite look away.

 

[YourCaptor]

Hehehe...More like I am fascinated by it than love it. You know it's bad for you but you can't quite look away.

Well don't be shy, come in and play with the fascinating peps.

I'd tell you it's not like anyone will bite, but you know.

 

[caela]

Well don't be shy, come in and play with the fascinating peps.

I'd tell you it's not like anyone will bite, but you know.

lol...If you told me no one would bite me I'd be all kinds of disappointed and just have to go play somewhere else.

 

[YourCaptor]

lol...If you told me no one would bite me I'd be all kinds of disappointed and just have to go play somewhere else.

See, you're just as bad.

 

[subish2009]

Picture a zombie film scene when they get cornered by a mob of zombies. Only these zombies are totally mindless for sex, and instead of eating you they want a huge as zombie orgy until you become one of them.

Making the zombie infection an STD also makes things more interesting.

And instead of turning all pale and falling apart, certain body parts get bigger, sexier, and they no longer have a need to rest.

Is it wrong that this is kind of turning me on? *looks around* Oh, wait...forgot where I was for a sec.

That's assuming they're dead and weren't born that way, like another species all together.

So, if vampires are born vampires, what happens to all the vampire lore about vampires making other vampires? What happens when one bites you?

 

[jenniferbaby]

The werewolves are intriguing for fun, but I, too, can't see a real D/s dynamic with them. Raw animal fucking? Yes. Someone who's orders I'm inclined to obey. Not so much. As pretty as Jacob is, he's waaaay too young for me to take seriously. He'd be fun to toy with 'til he wolfs out and fucks me, though.

Hmm, I never thought about this. Edward is the one I'd look to if I wanted someone to take control of me. Jacob is the one I'd look to if I just wanted to be fucked. Knowing me, I'd want first one and then the other, most likely in the same night.

Is anyone else laughing at themselves talking about vampires and zombies as if they're real?

Ah, I've been doing it for many years now. It's a little late to start laughing now.

I love Twilight and I love Edward...but I'm just not sure how I feel about this:

Twilight Dildo...


It suggests that you take it outside to see it sparkle. I'm sure my neighbors would LOVE that!

ETA: HA! If you click on the "spects" link, above the description, you can watch a video of it sparkling in the sunlight!

I wonder if Edward's cock really looks like that.