Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[HellBenttoo]

A man named his penis Mandrake
He'd make it rise like a cobra snake
A magician was he
As high as can be
A fountain of cum he could make.

 

[sweetsauce]

lol good one HBT

 

[AbsintheFather]

A man named his penis Mandrake
He'd make it rise like a cobra snake
A magician was he
As high as can be
And spit in your eye with a shake

 

[sweetsauce]

It happened one morning in May

 

[HellBenttoo]

It happened one morning in May
The milkmaid napped in the hay

 

[Cymru6969]

Hubs caught her red-handed on Lit

 

[sweetsauce]

........

 

[Cymru6969]

It happened one morning in May
When the milkmaid napped in the hay
Her udders were grand

 

[sweetsauce]

It happened one morning in May
When the milkmaid napped in the hay
Her udders were grand
They filled more than a hand

 

[HellBenttoo]

It happened one morning in May
When the milkmaid napped in the hay
Her udders were grand
They filled more than a hand
Bosom buddies, I guess you could say

 

[sweetsauce]

Hubs caught her red-handed on Lit

Hubs caught her red-handed on Lit
She thought she was deep in the shit

 

[HellBenttoo]

Hubs caught her red-handed on Lit
She thought she was deep in the shit
But it turned out that he

 

[Cymru6969]

Hubs caught her red-handed on Lit
She thought she was deep in the shit
But it turned out that he
Moderated G.B.

 

[mamasota]

Hubs caught her red-handed on Lit
She thought she was deep in the shit
But it turned out that he
Moderated G.B.
His moniker was wellhung_andfit

 

[Cymru6969]

On Lit, all the men are well-hung

 

[Ghazghkull]

On Lit, all the men are well-hung
They'll love you till dawn it is sung

 

[sweetsauce]

On Lit, all the men are well-hung
They'll love you till dawn it is sung
Studs they all are

 

[Cymru6969]

On Lit, all the men are well-hung
They'll love you till dawn it is sung
Studs they all are
Like a porn star

 

[sweetsauce]

On Lit, all the men are well-hung
They'll love you till dawn it is sung
Studs they all are
Like a porn star
There's many a bell they have rung!

 

[Lia Monde]

After a shag, Drake's member would droop

 

[Matryoshka]

After a shag, Drake's member would droop
Limp a noodle in chicken soup

 

[wombat9966]

After a shag, Drake's member would droop
Limp a noodle in chicken soup
hung down all limp

 

[Lia Monde]

After a shag, Drake's member would droop
Limp as a noodle in chicken soup
Hung down all limp
Like a shriveled old shrimp

 

[Ghazghkull]

After a shag, Drake's member would droop
Limp a noodle in chicken soup
hung down all limp
like a shriveled old shrimp
till she goes down and blows him again




lol

 

[Ghazghkull]

The queen, daydreaming on her throne