Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[longlonghorn]

the strap-on mounted to the door

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Sexy girl writes limericks and more
Her passion just oozes from her core
Words flow like honey

 

[hotternow]

Sexy girl writes limericks and more
Her passion just oozes from her core
Words flow like honey
Her life is sunny

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Sexy girl writes limericks and more
Her passion just oozes from her core
Words flow like honey
Her life is sunny
She turns a phrase like none before

 

[mamasota]

She turned phrases, and quite a few heads

 

[Lia Monde]

She turned phrases, and quite a few heads
With the tricks she could do in her bed

 

[jameslewis]

She turned phrases, and quite a few heads
With the tricks she could do in her bed
She drove them all crazy

 

[Lia Monde]

She turned phrases, and quite a few heads
With the tricks she could do in her bed
She drove them all crazy
And minds a tad hazy

 

[sweetsauce]

She turned phrases, and quite a few heads
With the tricks she could do in her bed
She drove them all crazy
And minds a tad hazy
She's re-written the Kama Sutra it's said!

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm in a Yoga-Fucking class!

 

[wombat9966]

I'm in a Yoga-Fucking class!
Learning to lick my own ass

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm in a Yoga-Fucking class!
Learning to lick my own ass
I'm inches away

 

[wombat9966]

I'm in a Yoga-Fucking class!
Learning to lick my own ass
I'm inches away
I just need to stay

 

[sweetsauce]

I'm in a Yoga-Fucking class!
Learning to lick my own ass
I'm inches away
I just need to stay
But "downward dog" just makes me pass gas!

 

[wombat9966]

I'm in a Yoga-Fucking class!
Learning to lick my own ass
I'm inches away
I just need to stay
But "downward dog" just makes me pass gas!

oh I love that last line sweet

Ok new one

I'm swimming the Atlantic sea

 

[sweetsauce]

ty Wombat The whole thing made me laugh out loud!


I'm swimming the Atlantic sea
The jellyfish seem glad to see me

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I'm swimming the Atlantic sea
The jellyfish seem glad to see me
Their stingers are up

 

[Adre]

I'm swimming the Atlantic sea
The jellyfish seem glad to see me
Their stingers are up
I'm ripe for a schtup

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I'm swimming the Atlantic sea
The jellyfish seem glad to see me
Their stingers are up
I'm ripe for a schtup
Oh no, one just stung my wee knee!

Adre, in all my years of experience I have never heard of the word schtup. Thank you for enlightening me.

 

[mamasota]

But schtup sounds like a word quite appealing

 

[TomBoner]

But schtup sounds like a word quite appealing
Particularly if you have the same feeling

 

[Cymru6969]

But schtup sounds like a word quite appealing
Particularly if you have the same feeling
In Yiddish or French

 

[sweetsauce]

But schtup sounds like a word quite appealing
Particularly if you have the same feeling
In Yiddish or French
It's meaning entrenched

 

[AbsintheFather]

But schtup sounds like a word quite appealing
Particularly if you have the same feeling
In Yiddish or French
It's meaning entrenched
When done right it leads to some squealing

 

[AbsintheFather]

There are so many ways to say screw