Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[stickygirl]

There are so many ways to say screw
and double helical fixing will do

 

[AbsintheFather]

There are so many ways to say screw
and double helical fixing will do
That one's too long

 

[stickygirl]

There are so many ways to say screw
and double helical fixing will do
That one's too long
Push harder! Be strong!

 

[Wintermute01]

There are so many ways to say screw
and double helical fixing will do
That one's too long
Push harder! Be strong!
But don't over-tighten whatever you do!

 

[sweetsauce]

lmfao very good!

 

[Cymru6969]

Her pruning shears hung by her side

 

[Matryoshka]

Her pruning shears hung by her side
An overgrown bush she could not abide

 

[Cymru6969]

Her pruning shears hung by her side
An overgrown bush she could not abide
Topiary time

 

[Matryoshka]

Her pruning shears hung by her side
An overgrown bush she could not abide
Topiary time
Doesn't cost a dime

 

[Cymru6969]

Her pruning shears hung by her side
An overgrown bush she could not abide
Topiary time
Doesn't cost a dime
Could not shape a cat, but she tried

 

[mamasota]

Her stage name was Pussy Galore

 

[WetBiMoose]

Her stage name was Pussy Galore
She would slink all over the floor

 

[stickygirl]

Her stage name was Pussy Galore
She would slink all over the floor
but what made her purr

 

[HellBenttoo]

Her stage name was Pussy Galore
She would slink all over the floor
but what made her purr
was playing on fur

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her stage name was Pussy Galore
She would slink all over the floor
But what made her purr
the gentlemen concur
Was calling her a nasty ol' whore

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her stage name was Pussy Galore
She would slink all over the floor
but what made her purr
was playing on fur

Sorry HellBent - didn't intend to skip you!

Her stage name was Pussy Galore
She would slink all over the floor
but what made her purr
was playing on fur
and banging like a dog on all four

 

[Cymru6969]

Orgasm race! Ready. Set. Go!

 

[Wintermute01]

Orgasm race! Ready. Set. Go!
One up above and one down below

 

[AbsintheFather]

Orgasm race! Ready. Set. Go!
One up above and one down below
Fans place their bets

 

[HellBenttoo]

Orgasm race! Ready. Set. Go!
One up above and one down below
Fans place their bets
There will be no regrets

 

[Cymru6969]

Orgasm race! Ready. Set. Go!
One up above and one down below
Fans place their bets
There will be no regrets
Wagering on Jizz, Place or Show

 

[HellBenttoo]

A man named his penis Mandrake

 

[AbsintheFather]

A man named his penis Mandrake
He'd make it rise like a cobra snake




"Jizz, Place or Show" - good one Cy!

 

[HellBenttoo]

A man named his penis Mandrake
He'd make it rise like a cobra snake
A magician was he

 

[sweetsauce]

A man named his penis Mandrake
He'd make it rise like a cobra snake
A magician was he
As high as can be