Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

Nipples are ripe like fruit to pluck
And make juice if you give them a suck
So tasty and plump
When breasts and chests bump



*keds, wee

 

[weespanner]

Nipples are ripe like fruit to pluck
And make juice if you give them a suck
So tasty and plump
When breasts and chests bump
It usually ends in a fuck

 

[Adre]

Nipples are ripe like fruit to pluck
And make juice if you give them a suck
So tasty and plump
And great fun to pump
They'd be yours if I had some luck

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Abel enjoyed using his cane.

 

[weespanner]

ha, very clever!

Abel enjoyed using his cane.
On the ass of his girlfriend, Elaine

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Abel enjoyed using his cane.
On the ass of his girlfriend, Elaine
He marked her but good

 

[weespanner]

Abel enjoyed using his cane.
On the ass of his girlfriend, Elaine
He marked her but good
So she understood

 

[Cymru6969]

Abel enjoyed using his cane.
On the ass of his girlfriend, Elaine
He marked her but good
So she understood
How to behave leashed to a chain

 

[Cymru6969]

Chasing butterflies in open fields
Children wield cardboard swords and shields
Fireflies lighting up the night
Moments of sheer delight
Memories harvest summer yields.

This turned out rather nice. I guess we can switch off "perv" every now and then!

 

[Cymru6969]

Her final exams gave her stress

 

[sweetsauce]

Her final exams gave her stress
To relax she needed a little caress

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her final exams gave her stress
To relax she needed a little caress
Her breasts were ready

 

[sweetsauce]

Her final exams gave her stress
To relax she needed a little caress
Her breasts were ready
Her hands unsteady

hugs Cymru and Keds

 

[Cymru6969]

Her final exams gave her stress
To relax she needed a little caress
Her breasts were ready
'Neath her silk teddy

 

[Cymru6969]

Her final exams gave her stress
To relax she needed a little caress
Her breasts were ready
Her hands unsteady
Flailing away beneath her dress


hugs Cymru and Keds [/QUOTE]

I'll shake Keds hand. You, I'll grope

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her final exams gave her stress
To relax she needed a little caress
Her breasts were ready
Her hands unsteady
Flailing away beneath her dress


hugs Cymru and Keds

I'll shake Keds hand. You, I'll grope[/QUOTE]



c'est bon pour moi.

hello you two.


She loved to be groped by his strong hand

 

[weespanner]

She loved to be groped by his strong hand
And the heat of his kisses could brand

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She loved to be groped by his strong hand
And the heat of his kisses could brand
His breath on her neck

 

[sweetsauce]

She loved to be groped by his strong hand
And the heat of his kisses could brand
His breath on her neck
As her body he'd check

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She loved to be groped by his strong hand
And the heat of his kisses could brand
His breath on her neck
As her body he'd check
Feeling a swelling in his gland


Hi ya sweets!

 

[Cymru6969]

The size of his schwantz gave her pause

 

[Adre]

The size of his schwantz gave her pause
She said 'this requires some claws'

 

[Cymru6969]

The size of his schwantz gave her pause
She said 'this requires some claws'
Tying on her bib

 

[Ghazghkull]

The size of his schwantz gave her pause
She said 'this requires some claws'
Tying on her bib
Attempting not to sound glib

 

[weespanner]

The size of his schwantz gave her pause
She said 'this requires some claws'
Tying on her bib
Attempting not to sound glib
'Hope I can fit that in my jaws!'