Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Adre]

The size of his schwantz gave her pause
She said 'this requires some claws'
Tying on her bib
Attempting not to sound glib
'Hope I can fit that in my jaws!'

She went all the way down to his balls

 

[weespanner]

She went all the way down to his balls
While his fingertips explored her walls

 

[Cymru6969]

She went all the way down to his balls
While his fingertips explored her walls
"Ouch!! Stucco!!" cried he

 

[Adre]

She went all the way down to his balls
While his fingertips explored her walls
"Ouch!! Stucco!!" cried he
'It's plaster' said she

 

[weespanner]

She went all the way down to his balls
While his fingertips explored her walls
"Ouch!! Stucco!!" cried he
'It's plaster' said she
Then he gushed like Niagara falls

 

[Ghazghkull]

A lady, with juices so sweet

 

[Cymru6969]

A lady, with juices so sweet
Vulva red as a sugar beet

 

[hotternow]

A lady, with juices so sweet
Vulva red as a sugar beet
She picks her time

 

[weespanner]

A lady, with juices so sweet
Vulva red as a sugar beet
She picks her time
And tastes sublime

 

[Cymru6969]

A lady, with juices so sweet
Vulva red as a sugar beet
She picks her time
And tastes sublime
So tell me now, how can we meet?!

 

[sweetsauce]

lol such good lymericksters

 

[hotternow]

lol such good lymericksters
Would never be taken for tricksters

 

[sweetsauce]

lol such good lymericksters
Would never be taken for tricksters
On words we do play

 

[Ghazghkull]

lol such good lymericksters
Would never be taken for tricksters
On words we do play
For amusement all day

 

[weespanner]

lol such good lymericksters
Would never be taken for tricksters
On words we do play
For amusement all day
And laugh til we're peeing our knicksters

 

[kedsnbourbon]

lol such good lymericksters
Would never be taken for tricksters
On words we do play
For amusement all day
Failing to nurture our pricksters

 

[Ghazghkull]

There once was a sailor named Bill

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a sailor named Bill
Who charted a course to Brazil

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a sailor named Bill
Who charted a course to Brazil
He considered a wax

GM hugs Cymru

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a sailor named Bill
Who charted a course to Brazil
He considered a wax
From the girls with big racks



GM hugs Cymru


Bore da, sweetsauce[/QUOTE]

 

[AbsintheFather]

There once was a sailor named Bill
Who charted a course to Brazil
He considered a wax
From the girls with big racks
But the pain'd be worse than the thrill

 

[AbsintheFather]

She said "this will hurt me more than you"

 

[Cymru6969]

She said "this will hurt me more than you"
"But I shall fuck you when I'm through."

g'day AF

 

[wombat9966]

She said "this will hurt me more than you"
"But I shall fuck you when I'm through."
she got out a whip

 

[AbsintheFather]

She said "this will hurt me more than you"
"But I shall fuck you when I'm through."
she got out a whip
and told me to strip


howdy Cy