Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Adre]

She said "this will hurt me more than you"
"But I shall fuck you when I'm through."
she got out a whip
and told me to strip
Then turned my cheeks black and dark blue

 

[Cymru6969]

In her cubicle during lunch

 

[saltysol]

In her cubicle during lunch
I spread her legs and enjoyed a fine munch

 

[weespanner]

In her cubicle during lunch
I spread her legs and enjoyed a fine munch
She tasted so sweet

 

[saltysol]

In her cubicle during lunch
I spread her legs and enjoyed a fine munch
She tasted so sweet
A fine mid-day treat

 

[weespanner]

In her cubicle during lunch
I spread her legs and enjoyed a fine munch
She tasted so sweet
A fine mid-day treat
I'll have her tomorrow for brunch

 

[Cymru6969]

In her cubicle during lunch
I spread her legs and enjoyed a fine munch
She tasted so sweet
A fine mid-day treat
I'll have her tomorrow for brunch

Some things taste better the next day

oui, wee

 

[weespanner]

Hey Cymru X

Some things taste better the next day
And some profit well from delay

 

[saltysol]

Some things taste better the next day
And some profit well from delay
When the juices can mingle

 

[jackflash81]

Some things taste better the next day
And some profit well from delay
When the juices can mingle
It causes a tingle

 

[Cymru6969]

Some things taste better the next day
And some profit well from delay
When the juices can mingle
It causes a tingle
Hmm. This tastes like chicken satay.

 

[weespanner]

Is that with or without peanut sauce?

 

[cliteatingman]

Is that with or without peanut sauce
'Cause without it I'm quite at a loss

 

[weespanner]

Is that with or without peanut sauce
'Cause without it I'm quite at a loss
I know what you mean

 

[Cymru6969]

Is that with or without peanut sauce?
With, of course. Just give it a toss

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Is that with or without peanut sauce
'Cause without it I'm quite at a loss
I know what you mean
It's the spice between

Is that with or without peanut sauce?
With, of course. Just give it a toss
Flip it and fumble

 

[weespanner]

Is that with or without peanut sauce
'Cause without it I'm quite at a loss
I know what you mean
It's the spice between
When I can't taste nuts I get cross!



Is that with or without peanut sauce?
With, of course. Just give it a toss
Flip it and fumble
Then log on to tumble

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Is that with or without peanut sauce
'Cause without it I'm quite at a loss
I know what you mean
It's the spice between
When I can't taste nuts I get cross!



Is that with or without peanut sauce?
With, of course. Just give it a toss
Flip it and fumble
Then log on to tumble
Lay down here and find out who's boss

 

[mamasota]

Let's talk about tulips in bloom

 

[Aphro]

Let's talk about tulips in bloom
We're escaping the winter's dark tomb

 

[Wintermute01]

Let's talk about tulips in bloom
We're escaping the winter's dark tomb
The ice has now thawed

 

[Lia Monde]

Let's talk about tulips in bloom
We're escaping the winter's dark tomb
The ice has now thawed
Bursting flowers are abroad

 

[travelmate2002]

Let's talk about tulips in bloom
We're escaping the winter's dark tomb
The ice has now thawed
Bursting flowers are abroad
so it's time to get out of the room

 

[Matryoshka]

I don't think you really understand

 

[Cymru6969]

I don't think you really understand
The premise set forth by Ayn Rand