Write Our Own Limericks - V2
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weespanner
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I prefer my nipples in pairs
it allows for symmetrical stares
If there's only one
It's just half the fun
But as long as it's erect who cares?!
it allows for symmetrical stares
If there's only one
It's just half the fun
But as long as it's erect who cares?!
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I prefer my nipples in pairs
it allows for symmetrical stares
If there's only one
it unbalances the fun
So I may take her in for repairs
it allows for symmetrical stares
If there's only one
it unbalances the fun
So I may take her in for repairs
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Tony's Garage: Nipples and Lube
We'll repair any damaged boob
We'll repair any damaged boob
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Tony's Garage: Nipples and Lube
We'll repair any damaged boob
we have tools galore
We'll repair any damaged boob
we have tools galore
weespanner
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Tony's Garage: Nipples and Lube
We'll repair any damaged boob
No job is too small
We'll handle them all
We'll repair any damaged boob
No job is too small
We'll handle them all
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Tony's Garage: Nipples and Lube
We'll repair any damaged boob
No job is too small
just give us a call
We'll repair any damaged boob
No job is too small
just give us a call
weespanner
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Tony's Garage: Nipples and Lube
We'll repair any damaged boob
No job is too small
just give us a call
We're easy to find on the tube
Tony's Garage: Nipples and Lube
We'll repair any damaged boob
we have tools galore
You'll come back for more
We'll repair any damaged boob
No job is too small
just give us a call
We're easy to find on the tube
Tony's Garage: Nipples and Lube
We'll repair any damaged boob
we have tools galore
You'll come back for more
weespanner
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Tony's Garage: Nipples and Lube
We'll repair any damaged boob
No job is too small
We'll handle them all
There's a discount if you are a noob
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Sweet Sue was a naughty young nurse
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Sweet Sue was a naughty young nurse
She kept fur handcuffs in her purse
During doctors rounds
She kept fur handcuffs in her purse
During doctors rounds
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Sweet Sue was a naughty young nurse
She kept fur handcuffs in her purse
During doctors rounds
She always astounds
Without her the patients would feel worse
She kept fur handcuffs in her purse
During doctors rounds
She always astounds
Without her the patients would feel worse
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((mama)) et al! 
In a faraway land called Assendur
T'was hard to find one that was pure
In a faraway land called Assendur
T'was hard to find one that was pure
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In a faraway land called Assendur
T'was hard to find one that was pure
They all liked to play
T'was hard to find one that was pure
They all liked to play
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In a faraway land called Assendur
T'was hard to find one that was pure
They all liked to play
And to my dismay
It looked nothing like the brochure
T'was hard to find one that was pure
They all liked to play
And to my dismay
It looked nothing like the brochure
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On special sale just for today
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