Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

Anybody else think that's freaky?
"Me!" said a voice that was squeaky
Great minds think alike

 

[mamasota]

(((weenkedsnMaus))))

Anybody else think that's freaky?
"Me!" said a voice that was squeaky
"Come from under the bed!"

 

[weespanner]

Anybody else think that's freaky?
"Me!" said a voice that was squeaky
Great minds think alike
Together they psych


Anybody else think that's freaky?
"Me!" said a voice that was squeaky
"Come from under the bed!"
It's now time to spread



((mama))

there once was a forum called Lit
in fact now I look, this is it
it's crazy and ace
it's my favorite place
I like it more than a bit.

well done and welcome to the lim thread

 

[andy_charles]

Anybody else think that's freaky?
"Me!" said a voice that was squeaky
Great minds think alike
Together they psych


Anybody else think that's freaky?
"Me!" said a voice that was squeaky
"Come from under the bed!"
It's now time to spread

Before we both start feeling peaky!

 

[mamasota]

Anybody else think that's freaky?
"Me!" said a voice that was squeaky
Great minds think alike
Together they psych
With Andy Charles' pet mouse called Tweaki

 

[Lia Monde]

Sasha loved to paint in the nude

 

[TwoShades]

Sasha loved to paint in the nude
One subject actually called it rude

 

[Matryoshka]

Sasha loved to paint in the nude
One subject actually called it rude
But what do they know

 

[AbsintheFather]

Sasha loved to paint in the nude
One subject actually called it rude
But what do they know
She was a VanGough

 

[jameslewis]

Sasha loved to paint in the nude
One subject actually called it rude
But what do they know
She was a VanGough
an artist, and never a prude.

 

[sweetsauce]

One Friday morning on Lit

 

[travelmate2002]

One Friday morning on Lit
hot pics had me fingering my clit

 

[jameslewis]

One Friday morning on Lit
hot pics had me fingering my clit
oh what a sweet feeling

 

[sweetsauce]

One Friday morning on Lit
hot pics had me fingering my clit
oh what a sweet feeling
My senses were reeling

 

[jameslewis]

One Friday morning on Lit
hot pics had me fingering my clit
oh what a sweet feeling
My senses were reeling
while rubbing and stroking my split.

 

[sweetsauce]

lmao great finish James

What does your AV say about you?

 

[jameslewis]

What does your AV say about you?
Sharing yourself for others to view.

 

[sweetsauce]

What does your AV say about you?
Sharing yourself for others to view.
Some are quite hot

 

[jameslewis]

What does your AV say about you?
Sharing yourself for others to view.
Some are quite hot,
others definitely not,

 

[Cymru6969]

What does your AV say about you?
Sharing yourself for others to view.
Some are quite hot,
others definitely not,
My favourites come in tits of two

 

[sweetsauce]

lmao Cymru, I know who you mean hello!

There was a young man from Bombay

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a young man from Bombay
who once on a tour, lost his way

 

[HellBenttoo]

There was a young man from Bombay
who once on a tour, lost his way
The next thing he knew

 

[sweetsauce]

There was a young man from Bombay
who once on a tour, lost his way
The next thing he knew
He wanted a screw

 

[HellBenttoo]

There was a young man from Bombay
who once on a tour, lost his way
The next thing he knew
He wanted a screw
So he mounted sweetsauce in the hay!