Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

pretty one, wee

The hills are alive with that sound
The lilt of dogging in the parking ground?
Sounds like a gangbang
"Hola! you rang?"
Sainsbury shoppers. Watch them pound!

I guess Wee's new AV is okay...if you like that sort of thing

.....

 

[Cymru6969]

Fooling around sounds just fine to me!
But before we start, I must pee

 

[weespanner]

Fooling around sounds just fine to me!
But before we start, I must pee
Don't forget the shake

 

[Cymru6969]

Fooling around sounds just fine to me!
But before we start, I must pee
Don't forget the shake
Just made a small lake!

 

[weespanner]

Fooling around sounds just fine to me!
But before we start, I must pee
Don't forget the shake
Just made a small lake!
A lake? it looks more like a sea!

 

[Cymru6969]

Boobs make my cock hard. Who'da thunk?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Boobs make my cock hard. Who'da thunk?
Makes my balls swell and full of spunk

 

[weespanner]

Boobs make my cock hard. Who'da thunk?
Makes my balls swell and full of spunk
Time for some relief?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Boobs make my cock hard. Who'da thunk?
Makes my balls swell and full of spunk
Time for some relief?
A boob fuck won't queef

 

[weespanner]

Boobs make my cock hard. Who'da thunk?
Makes my balls swell and full of spunk
Time for some relief?
A boob fuck won't queef
Those swollen balls will soon have shrunk


'queef' means something else where I come from!

 

[cliteatingman]

Your tits arw just too hot to handke

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Your tits arw just too hot to handke
When wax drips on them from a candle

 

[weespanner]

Your tits arw just too hot to handke
When wax drips on them from a candle
- Or on your keyboard

 

[mamasota]

Your tits arw just too hot to handke
When wax drips on them from a candle
- Or on your keyboard
- Or his unsheathed sword

 

[travelmate2002]

Your tits arw just too hot to handke
When wax drips on them from a candle
- Or on your keyboard
- Or his unsheathed sword
we could be in for a big scandal.

 

[MausAss]

Let's try this one more time he said

 

[hotternow]

Let's try this one more time he said
She agreed with a nod of her head

 

[MausAss]

Let's try this one more time he said
She agreed with a nod of her head
A second later

 

[weespanner]

Let's try this one more time he said
She agreed with a nod of her head
A second later
Using an inflator

 

[weespanner]

Let's try this one more time he said
She agreed with a nod of her head
A second later
Using an inflator
They shagged so hard they broke the bed


sorry, couldn't resist! (((Jett)))

 

[mamasota]

((((hola amigos ))))


Is it true that their grass is greener?

 

[sweetsauce]

Is it true that their grass is greener?
He might just have a bigger weener!

mama hugs and s

 

[HellBenttoo]

Is it true that their grass is greener?
He might just have a bigger weener!
But look if you must

 

[MausAss]

Is it true that their grass is greener?
He might just have a bigger weener!
But look if you must
And taste if you lust

 

[weespanner]

(((Lim folk)))

Is it true that their grass is greener?
He might just have a bigger weener!
But look if you must
And taste if you lust
Or suck it like a vacuum cleaner