Write Our Own Limericks - V2
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weespanner
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thanks 
Vacuum cleaners always swallow
But they never lick it to follow
Vacuum cleaners always swallow
But they never lick it to follow
weespanner
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Vacuum cleaners always swallow
But they never lick it to follow
I need a change
Of vacuum range?
But they never lick it to follow
I need a change
Of vacuum range?
weespanner
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tee hee! I was thinking along these lines... Vacuum cleaners always swallow
But they never lick it to follow
I need a change
Of vacuum range?
Or a girl that sucks 'til cheeks hollow?
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The kind of girl I want to meet
Likes vacuuming? tidy & neat?
Likes vacuuming? tidy & neat?
weespanner
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The kind of girl I want to meet
Likes vacuuming? tidy & neat?
Bent over on four
While scrubbing the floor
Likes vacuuming? tidy & neat?
Bent over on four
While scrubbing the floor
sweetsauce
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The kind of girl I want to meet
Likes vacuuming? tidy & neat?
Bent over on four
While scrubbing the floor
Who polishes your knob such a treat?
Likes vacuuming? tidy & neat?
Bent over on four
While scrubbing the floor
Who polishes your knob such a treat?
weespanner
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ha! well done you two!((sweets))
or how about....
The kind of girl I want to meet
Likes vacuuming? tidy & neat?
Bent over on all four
While scrubbing the floor
And is ever so saucy and sweet
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sweetsauce
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Wee hugs and 
s The lim folk are so clever hiya maus
s The lim folk are so clever hiya maus
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The state of the union was given
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The state of the union was given.
The union we formed was like heaven.
The union we formed was like heaven.
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The state of the union was given.
The union we formed was like heaven
So disrobe we must
The union we formed was like heaven
So disrobe we must
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The state of the union was given.
The union we formed was like heaven
So disrobe we must
And fulfill our lust
The union we formed was like heaven
So disrobe we must
And fulfill our lust
weespanner
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The state of the union was given.
The union we formed was like heaven
So disrobe we must
And fulfill our lust
Cos without sex you just ain't livin'!
The union we formed was like heaven
So disrobe we must
And fulfill our lust
Cos without sex you just ain't livin'!
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Miss Librarian was always prim and proper
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Miss Librarian was always prim and proper
Bought conservative clothes as a shopper
A Dom came along
Bought conservative clothes as a shopper
A Dom came along
TarzanOfTheApes
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Miss Librarian was always prim and proper
Bought conservative clothes as a shopper
A Dom came along
With a hard dong
Bought conservative clothes as a shopper
A Dom came along
With a hard dong
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Miss Librarian was always prim and proper
Bought conservative clothes as a shopper
A Dom came along
And she worshipped his schlong
Bought conservative clothes as a shopper
A Dom came along
And she worshipped his schlong
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