Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

lmao HB

Madame, have you seen my cock?

 

[HellBenttoo]

Madame, have you seen my cock?
She was speechless and stood there in shock

 

[sweetsauce]

Madame, have you seen my cock?
She was speechless and stood there in shock
The farmer was mad

 

[HellBenttoo]

Madame, have you seen my cock?
She was speechless and stood there in shock
The farmer was mad
and perhaps a bit sad

 

[sweetsauce]

Madame, have you seen my cock?
She was speechless and stood there in shock
The farmer was mad
and perhaps a bit sad
The rooster was needed to replenish his stock!

 

[HellBenttoo]

She appeared a bit chicken to me

 

[sweetsauce]

She appeared a bit chicken to me
All breasts and thighs you could see

 

[HellBenttoo]

She appeared a bit chicken to me
All breasts and thighs you could see
And when she saw his cock

 

[sweetsauce]

She appeared a bit chicken to me
All breasts and thighs you could see
And when she saw his cock
She gave a squawk

 

[HellBenttoo]

She appeared a bit chicken to me
All breasts and thighs you could see
And when she saw his cock
She gave a squawk
Mounted and cackled with glee

 

[sweetsauce]

omfg too funny!

Mountain and mounting sound so alike

 

[HellBenttoo]

Mountain and mounting sound so alike
But mounting is done with a bike

 

[sweetsauce]

Mountain and mounting sound so alike
But mounting is done with a bike
oh sex I was thinking

 

[HellBenttoo]

Mountain and mounting sound so alike
But mounting is done with a bike
oh sex I was thinking
she said with cheeks pinking

 

[Cymru6969]

Mountain and mounting sound so alike
But mounting is done with a bike
oh sex I was thinking
how 'bout a tandem fling?

 

[sweetsauce]

Mountain and mounting sound so alike
But mounting is done with a bike
oh sex I was thinking
she said with cheeks pinking
But I guess both require a "hike"

 

[HellBenttoo]

Mountain and mounting sound so alike
But mounting is done with a bike
oh sex I was thinking
how 'bout a tandem fling?
Mount a mountain with me and a dyke?

 

[sweetsauce]

omg that's funny too Cymru hugs and s

 

[weespanner]

The hills are alive with that sound

 

[sweetsauce]

The hills are alive with that sound
The lilt of dogging in the parking ground?

Wee hugs and s great new AV!!

 

[weespanner]

Ta very much ((sweets))

The hills are alive with that sound
The lilt of dogging in the parking ground?
Sounds like a gangbang

 

[mamasota]

pretty one, wee

The hills are alive with that sound
The lilt of dogging in the parking ground?
Sounds like a gangbang
"Hola! you rang?"

 

[weespanner]

((mama))

The hills are alive with that sound
The lilt of dogging in the parking ground?
Sounds like a gangbang
"Hola! you rang?"
Hey mama! wanna fool around?

 

[Cymru6969]

pretty one, wee

The hills are alive with that sound
The lilt of dogging in the parking ground?
Sounds like a gangbang
"Hola! you rang?"
Sainsbury shoppers. Watch them pound!

I guess Wee's new AV is okay...if you like that sort of thing

 

[mamasota]

lol wee, ^5


Fooling around sounds just fine to me!