Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

A holiday Monday, she lounged in her chair
Naked and free, not a worry nor a care
Her neighbor did smile
And fucked her with style
In a top hat and tails like Astaire

 

[mamasota]

(((((excelente, wee))))


"Care to dance?" Fred asked Ginger

 

[sweetsauce]

"Care to dance?" Fred asked Ginger
The rhythms right let's not linger

Mama hugs and s

 

[weespanner]

Ty mama ....hugs girlies!



"Care to dance?" Fred asked Ginger
The rhythms right let's not linger
He started to tap

 

[sweetsauce]

Wee hugs and s

"Care to dance?" Fred asked Ginger
The rhythms right let's not linger
He started to tap
Or did he fap?

 

[weespanner]

"Care to dance?" Fred asked Ginger
The rhythms right let's not linger
He started to tap
Or did he fap?
He could twirl his 'cane' on his finger

 

[sweetsauce]

lmao Wee!

 

[weespanner]

Now Ginger was very impressed

 

[MausAss]

Now Ginger was very impressed
And challenged him to a contest

 

[weespanner]

Now Ginger was very impressed
And challenged him to a contest
To sing in the rain

 

[MausAss]

Now Ginger was very impressed
And challenged him to a contest
To sing in the rain
While fapping again

 

[weespanner]

Now Ginger was very impressed
And challenged him to a contest
To sing in the rain
While fapping again
She meant naked but he tried it dressed


Reminds me of the old joke....
What's 6 inches long and smells like ginger?
Fred Astaire's dick!

 

[sweetsauce]

When it rains it usually pours

 

[MausAss]

Now she wanted the real thing

lol, good one

 

[weespanner]

When it rains it usually pours
Especially on UK shores




Now she wanted the real thing
So she bent down to show him her ring

 

[MausAss]

When it rains it usually pours
Especially on UK shores
Swimming in the nude




Now she wanted the real thing
So she bent down to show him her ring
With cock and lube

 

[weespanner]

When it rains it usually pours
Especially on UK shores
Swimming in the nude
Unless you're a prude



Now she wanted the real thing
So she bent down to show him her ring
With cock and lube
In her inner tube

 

[MausAss]

When it rains it usually pours
Especially on UK shores
Swimming in the nude
Unless you're a prude
Fuck me on the beach and I'm yours



Now she wanted the real thing
So she bent down to show him her ring
With cock and lube
In her inner tube
He showed her he was still the king

 

[mamasota]

nice! wee & Maus


A King really needs to have a Queen

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

A King really needs to have a Queen
Arm and arm they should be seen

 

[weespanner]

A King really needs to have a Queen
Arm and arm they should be seen
Her hand on his crown

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

A King really needs to have a Queen
Arm and arm they should be seen
Her hand on his crown
He certainly didn't frown

 

[weespanner]

A King really needs to have a Queen
Arm and arm they should be seen
Her hand on his crown
He certainly didn't frown
'Cos she kept it polshed and clean

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

On her wedding night, she had to confess

 

[sweetsauce]

On her wedding night, she had to confess
To the desires she'd had to repress