Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

On her wedding night, she had to confess
To the desires she'd had to repress
She wanted it rough

 

[sweetsauce]

On her wedding night, she had to confess
To the desires she'd had to repress
She wanted it rough
With collars and cuffs

 

[weespanner]

On her wedding night, she had to confess
To the desires she'd had to repress
She wanted it rough
With collars and cuffs
The four-poster was handy, I guess!

 

[sweetsauce]

lmfao Wee!

The groom was understandably shocked

 

[weespanner]

The groom was understandably shocked
But he soon had her tied up and locked

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The groom was understandably shocked
But he soon had her tied up and locked
With paddle in hand

 

[sweetsauce]

The groom was understandably shocked
But he soon had her tied up and locked
Hog tied and displayed

 

[weespanner]

The groom was understandably shocked
But he soon had her tied up and locked
Hog tied and displayed
Before she got laid

 

[sweetsauce]

The groom was understandably shocked
But he soon had her tied up and locked
Hog tied and displayed
Before she got laid
She thought that her new hubby rocked!

 

[sweetsauce]

The groom was understandably shocked
But he soon had her tied up and locked
With paddle in hand
Her backside he tanned

 

[weespanner]

The groom was understandably shocked
But he soon had her tied up and locked
With paddle in hand
Her backside he tanned
And she screamed 'til security knocked

sorry Tarzan, didn't scroll earlier

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The groom was understandably shocked
But he soon had her tied up and locked
With paddle in hand
Her backside he tanned
And she screamed 'til security knocked

sorry Tarzan, didn't scroll earlier

I'll forgive you

The orgasms for her that night totaled eight

 

[sweetsauce]

The orgasms for her that night totaled eight
It had been a slow night, many of late

 

[jameslewis]

The orgasms for her that night totaled eight
It had been a slow night, many of late
She had planned on a dozen

 

[weespanner]

The orgasms for her that night totaled eight
It had been a slow night, many of late
She had planned on a dozen
But her vibe stopped buzzin'

 

[cliteatingman]

The orgasms for her that night totaled eight
It had been a slow night, many of late
She had planned on a dozen
But her vibe stopped buzzin'

Oh what a terrible fate!

 

[sweetsauce]

The orgasms for her that night totaled eight
It had been a slow night, many of late
She had planned on a dozen
But her vibe stopped buzzin'
A booty call saved her, must have been fate!

Wee hugs

 

[MausAss]

Five fit men showed up at her door

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Five fit men showed up at her door
When they all left, she wanted more

 

[AbsintheFather]

Five fit men showed up at her door
When they all left, she wanted more
She called in the team

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Five fit men showed up at her door
When they all left, she wanted more
She called in the team
Did they make her scream!

 

[sweetsauce]

Five fit men showed up at her door
When they all left, she wanted more
She called in the team
To let off more steam

AF and keds hugs

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Five fit men showed up at her door
When they all left, she wanted more
She called in the team
To let off more steam
She fell in a heap on the floor.

Hi ya saucy!

 

[MausAss]

Five fit men showed up at her door
When they all left, she wanted more
She called in the team
Did they make her scream!
Yes, but soon they were all done for



Five fit men showed up at her door
When they all left, she wanted more
She called in the team
To let off more steam
They all fucked her like a wild boar

 

[AbsintheFather]

Five fit men showed up at her door
When they all left, she wanted more
She called in the team
Did they make her scream!
And made a horrible mess on her floor



Five fit men showed up at her door
When they all left, she wanted more
She called in the team
To let off more steam
They agreed she's best kind of whore