Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[AbsintheFather]

Those ryhmes at the end of the day

 

[weespanner]

Those rhymes at the end of the day
Make spelling much harder, I'd say!


((((Lim peeps))))

 

[MausAss]

Those rhymes at the end of the day
Make spelling much harder, I'd say!
Staring at boobs

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Those rhymes at the end of the day
Make spelling much harder, I'd say!
Staring at boobs
Smokin' some doobs

howdy wrenchie!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Those rhymes at the end of the day
Make spelling much harder, I'd say!
Staring at boobs
Thinking of pubes

 

[Cymru6969]

Those rhymes at the end of the day
Make spelling much harder, I'd say!
Staring at boobs
Smokin' some doobs
Stroking my knob in a big way



Those rhymes at the end of the day
Make spelling much harder, I'd say!
Staring at boobs
Thinking of pubes
And thanking The Lord I'm not gay

 

[weespanner]

well done Cymru! X

When smoking and stroking, beware!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

When smoking and stroking, beware!
A hot ash should make you take care.

 

[weespanner]

When smoking and stroking, beware!
A hot ash should make you take care.
Watch that glowing tip

 

[kedsnbourbon]

When smoking and stroking, beware!
A hot ash should make you take care.
Watch that glowing tip
Don't let it touch your lip.

 

[weespanner]

When smoking and stroking, beware!
A hot ash should make you take care.
Watch that glowing tip
Don't let it touch your lip.
Or singe some strands of pubic hair

 

[sweetsauce]

There was a young man from down under

 

[jameslewis]

There was a young man from down under
who wanted to rape, pillage, and plunder

 

[sweetsauce]

There was a young man from down under
who wanted to rape, pillage, and plunder
His weapon was loaded

James hugs

 

[Misshotndeep]

Sally was limber. Sally was lose. Sally liked to take it in the caboos.

 

[jameslewis]

There was a young man from down under
who wanted to rape, pillage, and plunder
His weapon was loaded
but prematurely exploded
to sweetness

 

[sweetsauce]

There was a young man from down under
who wanted to rape, pillage, and plunder
His weapon was loaded
but prematurely exploded
Leaving all of his plans quite asunder!

 

[jameslewis]

A sweet clever gal from UK

 

[sweetsauce]

A sweet clever gal from UK
Was writing on boards during May

 

[jameslewis]

A sweet clever gal from UK
Was writing on boards during May
Her writing was saucy

 

[sweetsauce]

A sweet clever gal from UK
Was writing on boards during May
Her writing was saucy
Her laugh wasn't horsey!

 

[jameslewis]

A sweet clever gal from UK
Was writing on boards during May
Her writing was saucy
Her laugh wasn't horsey!
And at times she got carried away.

 

[sweetsauce]

Getting carried away can be fun

lmao...there wasn't much that rhymed with saucy

 

[Lia Monde]

Getting carried away can be fun
Everyone frolics and screws in the sun

 

[jameslewis]

Getting carried away can be fun
Everyone frolics and screws in the sun
You'd think they'd have learned
After getting parts burned