Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

Getting carried away can be fun
Everyone frolics and screws in the sun
You'd think they'd have learned
After getting parts burned
Their focus on sex meant they burned, everyone.

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a girl from Belize

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a girl from Belize
Who deep-throated a cock with ease

sweetsauce Is that what you had in mind?

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a girl from Belize
Who deep-throated a cock with ease
She once had a dong

Cymru hugs and s I admire your train of thought!

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a girl from Belize
Who deep-throated a cock with ease
She once had a dong
So big it was wrong

 

[weespanner]

((Sweets and Cym))

There once was a girl from Belize
Who deep-throated a cock with ease
She once had a dong
So big it was wrong
Now her lip stretches down to her knees

 

[Cymru6969]

Celtic beauties

His length bumped her cervix with force

 

[sweetsauce]

His length bumped her cervix with force
She took it with fervour of course

Wee hugs when you get back

 

[MausAss]

His length bumped her cervix with force
She took it with fervour of course
It felt really good

 

[weespanner]

Ta sweets

His length bumped her cervix with force
She took it with fervour of course
It felt really good
When he rubbed her hood

 

[MausAss]

His length bumped her cervix with force
She took it with fervour of course
It felt really good
When he rubbed her hood
Cumming too quickly made him remorse

 

[stickygirl]

She loved how his balls slapped her bum

 

[sweetsauce]

She loved how his balls slapped her bum
Especially if she gushed as she cum

 

[MausAss]

She loved how his balls slapped her bum
The tightness made him ready to cum

 

[stickygirl]

She loved how his balls slapped her bum
Especially if she gushed as she cum
Her squirting juice made




She loved how his balls slapped her bum
The tightness made him ready to cum
His balls stopped him jumping

 

[weespanner]

She loved how his balls slapped her bum
Especially if she gushed as she cum
Her squirting juice made
A honey cascade



She loved how his balls slapped her bum
The tightness made him ready to cum
His balls stopped him jumping
The bedpost was thumping

 

[stickygirl]

She loved how his balls slapped her bum
Especially if she gushed as she cum
Her squirting juice made
A honey cascade
That he bottled and made into rum


She loved how his balls slapped her bum
The tightness made him ready to cum
His balls stopped him jumping
The bedpost was thumping
But her clit by then had turned numb

 

[MausAss]

This was her first time in New York

very good

 

[sweetsauce]

Excellent

This was her first time in New York
Wanting fucking so bad she can't talk

 

[MausAss]

This was her first time in New York
Wanting fucking so bad she can't talk
Entered a gay bar

 

[weespanner]

This was her first time in New York
Wanting fucking so bad she can't talk
Entered a gay bar
Flashed her chocolate star

 

[MausAss]

This was her first time in New York
Wanting fucking so bad she can't talk
Entered a gay bar
Flashed her chocolate star
Only girls could make her world rock

 

[mamasota]

Maus' been busy! ((((wee))))


I've often wondered about pussies

 

[MausAss]

I've often wondered about pussies
Why so afraid of the ruskies?

for Mama

 

[weespanner]

((mama))


I've often wondered about pussies
Why so afraid of the ruskies?
Must be the fur hats