Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TomBoner]

I love rhymes that turn out so blue
The surprising, raunchy ones too
Some tits and some ass
Some raunch, some class
and maybe a screw ... or two!!!

 

[Cymru6969]

Quitting time is near. Time for ale.

 

[TomBoner]

Quitting time is near. Time for ale
before I go home, my wife to nail.

 

[hotternow]

Quitting time is near. Time for ale
before I go home, my wife to nail.
So give her a grin

 

[travelmate2002]

Quitting time is near. Time for ale
before I go home, my wife to nail.
So give her a grin
so she will let you in

 

[hotternow]

Quitting time is near. Time for ale
before I go home, my wife to nail.
So give her a grin
so she will let you in
And maybe she'll wiggle her tail!

 

[hotternow]

While watching the World Cup today

 

[artlover637]

While watching the World Cup today
My lady was wanting to play

 

[Cymru6969]

While watching the World Cup today
My lady was wanting to play
The bitch likes the pitch

 

[saltysol]

While watching the World Cup today
My lady was wanting to play
The bitch likes the pitch
And I had the itch

 

[hotternow]

While watching the World Cup today
My lady was wanting to play
The bitch likes the pitch
And I had the itch
So I licked her, while watching the fray.

 

[Cymru6969]

While watching the World Cup today
My lady was wanting to play
The bitch likes the pitch
And I had the itch
She fucked me and called me "Pelé!"

 

[hotternow]

Pelé has got nothing on you!

 

[Cymru6969]

Pelé has got nothing on you!
He can't play Rhapsody in Blue

 

[hotternow]

Pelé has got nothing on you!
He can't play Rhapsody in Blue
Nor carry a tune

 

[Cymru6969]

Pelé has got nothing on you!
He can't play Rhapsody in Blue
Nor carry a tune
On horn or bassoon

 

[AbsintheFather]

Pelé has got nothing on you!
He can't play Rhapsody in Blue
Nor carry a tune
On horn or bassoon
And Hotter claims you're a better screw

 

[mamasota]

^oh my ^


I just love when the balón strikes goal

 

[TomBoner]

I just love when the balón strikes goal
It makes me want to finger my hole.

 

[MausAss]

I just love when the balón strikes goal
It makes me want to finger my hole.
Wanting a hattrick

 

[TomBoner]

I just love when the balón strikes goal
It makes me want to finger my hole.
Wanting a hattrick
along with a big dick

 

[stickygirl]

I just love when the balón strikes goal
It makes me want to finger my hole.
So I popped in my ass

I just love when the balón strikes goal
It makes me want to finger my hole.
Wanting a hattrick
along with a big dick
and the three in one for my 'sole

 

[MausAss]

I just love when the balón strikes goal
It makes me want to finger my hole.
Wanting a hattrick
along with a big dick
Seeing a goal and feeling his pole


I just love when the balón strikes goal
It makes me want to finger my hole.
So I popped in my ass
While watching a pass

 

[stickygirl]

I just love when the balón strikes goal
It makes me want to finger my hole.
So I popped in my ass,
While watching a pass,
The remote from the TV console

 

[Cymru6969]

FIFA means: Fingers In Friends Ass