Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Hairy legged bitch, piss off on Earth Day
Ain't nothin' but a houndog
Sure beats a groundhog
Spinning discs and I did it my way

did any of that scan?!

fucking yessss!

They broke the mold after Sid

 

[stickygirl]

They broke the mold after Sid
No so much ego, as id!

 

[HellBenttoo]

They broke the mold after Sid
No so much ego, as id!
But id don't matter

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

They broke the mold after Sid
No so much ego, as id!
But id don't matter
He's much fatter

 

[Cymru6969]

They broke the mold after Sid
No so much ego, as id!
But id don't matter
He's much fatter
Not fat, dead rather. Drugs he did.

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Keeping with tradition, she disrobed

 

[HellBenttoo]

Keeping with tradition, she disrobed
Not to be out done, he mounted and probed

 

[Cymru6969]

Keeping with tradition, she disrobed
Not to be out done, he mounted and probed
It's good to be the king

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Keeping with tradition, she disrobed
Not to be out done, he mounted and probed
It's good to be the king
And he said "Sha-wing"

 

[hotternow]

Keeping with tradition, she disrobed
Not to be out done, he mounted and probed
It's good to be the king
And he said "Sha-wing"
And she giggled and tickled his lobe.

 

[Lia Monde]

Their romance was all giggles and grins

 

[mamasota]

Their romance was all giggles and grins
'Til he discovered they were twins

 

[jameslewis]

Their romance was all giggles and grins
'Til he discovered they were twins
It was both a sin and a crime

 

[travelmate2002]

Their romance was all giggles and grins
'Til he discovered they were twins
It was both a sin and a crime
but the sex was sublime

 

[HellBenttoo]

Their romance was all giggles and grins
'Til he discovered they were twins
It was both a sin and a crime
but the sex was sublime
She said as she wiped off her chin.

 

[Cymru6969]

Accept no substitutes my friends

 

[travelmate2002]

Accept no substitutes my friends
even if it's just to make amends

 

[Cymru6969]

Accept no substitutes my friends
even if it's just to make amends
Here's the real McCoy

 

[sweetsauce]

Accept no substitutes my friends
even if it's just to make amends
Here's the real McCoy
Just do your thing boy!

 

[Cymru6969]

Accept no substitutes my friends
even if it's just to make amends
Here's the real McCoy
Just do your thing boy!
In girl's mouths, pussies and rear ends

hiya, sauce!

 

[sweetsauce]

Cymru hugs

I love rhymes that turn out so blue

 

[Cymru6969]

I love rhymes that turn out so blue
The surprising, raunchy ones too

 

[sweetsauce]

I love rhymes that turn out so blue
The surprising, raunchy ones too
Some tits and some ass

 

[Cymru6969]

I love rhymes that turn out so blue
The surprising, raunchy ones too
Some tits and some ass
Enough to be crass

 

[Midnight_Man]

I love rhymes that turn out so blue
The surprising, raunchy ones too
Some tits and some ass
Some raunch, some class