Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Goldenfire]

I will, 'til the end

 

[Lia Monde]

The newbie Brit was quite fit
Rather enamoured of Lit
With a flash of his staff

 

[Goldenfire]

The newbie Brit was quite fit
Rather enamoured of Lit
With a flash of his staff
And a hearty great laugh

 

[Lia Monde]

The newbie Brit was quite fit
Rather enamoured of Lit
With a flash of his staff
And a hearty great laugh
He entered his first slick Lit slit

 

[stickygirl]

So Goldens's up early, like me

 

[Midnight_Man]

So Goldens's up early, like me
Probably had to get up and pee

 

[sweetsauce]

So Goldens's up early, like me
Probably had to get up and pee
He hasn't been banned

 

[BradBigBrain]

So Goldens's up early, like me
Probably had to get up and pee
He hasn't been banned
For making a stand

 

[hotternow]

So Goldens's up early, like me
Probably had to get up and pee
He hasn't been banned
For making a stand
Or teasing the girlies like me.

 

[Cymru6969]

So Goldens's up early, like me
Probably had to get up and pee
He hasn't been banned
For making a stand
Or teasing the girlies like me.

teehee

Hotternow just turned up the heat

 

[hotternow]

Hotternow just turned up the heat
She might offer Cymru a treat

 

[Cymru6969]

Hotternow just turned up the heat
She might offer Cymru a treat
I love a surprise

 

[hotternow]

Hotternow just turned up the heat
She might offer Cymru a treat
I love a surprise
Don't open your eyes

 

[Cymru6969]

Hotternow just turned up the heat
She might offer Cymru a treat
I love a surprise
Don't open your eyes
Until there's two lips 'round your meat

 

[hotternow]

Surprises shouldn't be so passé

 

[BradBigBrain]

"Surprises shouldn't be so passé,"
She said with a little sashay.

 

[hotternow]

"Surprises shouldn't be so passé,"
She said with a little sashay.
A slip of the tongue

 

[cliteatingman]

"Surprises shouldn't be so passé,"
She said with a little sashay.

You can't predict me

 

[hotternow]

"Surprises shouldn't be so passé,"
She said with a little sashay.
You can't predict me
A virgin, you see

 

[Cymru6969]

"Surprises shouldn't be so passé,"
She said with a little sashay.
You can't predict me
A virgin, you see
But I'll fuck you on my birthday

 

[BradBigBrain]

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday

 

[Cymru6969]

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Hairy legged bitch, piss off on Earth Day

loved the tune, triple B!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Hairy legged bitch, piss off on Earth Day
Ain't nothin' but a houndog

One of my faves!

 

[Cymru6969]

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Hairy legged bitch, piss off on Earth Day
Ain't nothin' but a houndog
Sure beats a groundhog


One of my faves!
it's got great attitude

 

[stickygirl]

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Hairy legged bitch, piss off on Earth Day
Ain't nothin' but a houndog
Sure beats a groundhog
Spinning discs and I did it my way

did any of that scan?!