Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

I'm taking account of my life
Those bed post notches carved by knife
I have one or two
I'd like to redo

oh, you most definitely have two

 

[weespanner]

I'm taking account of my life
Those bed post notches carved by knife
I have one or two
I'd like to redo
And a couple that weren't worth the strife

 

[Cymru6969]

A mulligan in life is rare

 

[stickygirl]

A mulligan in life is rare
When one shot just doesn't seem fair



had to google mulligan ...

 

[hotternow]

A mulligan in life is rare
Do-over to try and compare

 

[Cymru6969]

A mulligan in life is rare
When one shot just doesn't seem fair
The second go 'round



A mulligan in life is rare
Do-over to try and compare
Just don't fuck it up

 

[hotternow]

A mulligan in life is rare
Do-over to try and compare
Just don't fuck it up
Get the ball in the cup

 

[Cymru6969]

A mulligan in life is rare
When one shot just doesn't seem fair
The second go 'round
May well quite astound




A mulligan in life is rare
Do-over to try and compare
Just don't fuck it up
Get the ball in the cup
Carpe diem. Live without care.

 

[mamasota]

A mulligan in life is rare
When one shot just doesn't seem fair
The second go 'round
May well quite astound
La vida loca extraordinaire!



(((((wee & cym)))))

 

[weespanner]

Hola ((mama))


While browsing on tumblr one day

 

[kedsnbourbon]

While browsing on tumblr one day
Up popped a friend I wanted to lay


*hello lim peeps

 

[weespanner]

Keds


While browsing on tumblr one day
Up popped a friend I wanted to lay
I sent him fan mail

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hi Wee & all


While browsing on tumblr one day
Up popped a friend I wanted to lay
I sent him fan mail
Explaining in detail

 

[weespanner]

AF


While browsing on tumblr one day
Up popped a friend I wanted to lay
I sent him fan mail
Explaining in detail
But he said no because he was gay

 

[jameslewis]

She examined her breasts in a mirror

 

[hotternow]

She examined her breasts in a mirror
She smiled at how they appear

 

[walkingeagle]

She examined her breasts in a mirror
She smiled at how they appear

Nipples sharp as a spear

 

[Cymru6969]

She examined her breasts in a mirror
She smiled at how they appear
Was it worth the price?

 

[weespanner]

She examined her breasts in a mirror
She smiled at how they appear
Was it worth the price?
The left one's quite nice!

 

[Shadowmist99]

She examined her breasts in a mirror
She smiled at how they appear
Was it worth the price?
Though not a contraceptive device

 

[Cymru6969]

She examined her breasts in a mirror
She smiled at how they appear
Was it worth the price?
The left one's quite nice!
The right one cost her must dearer



She examined her breasts in a mirror
She smiled at how they appear
Was it worth the price?
Though not a contraceptive device
At bars she now gets free beer

 

[weespanner]

He stood all alone on the dock

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

He stood all alone on the dock
But his hand was still rubbing his cock

 

[weespanner]

He stood all alone on the dock
But his hand was still rubbing his cock
A yacht sailed by

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

He stood all alone on the dock
But his hand was still rubbing his cock
A yacht sailed by
As he unzipped his fly