Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

He stood all alone on the dock
But his hand was still rubbing his cock
A yacht sailed by
As he unzipped his fly
And the passengers all squealed with shock

 

[Cymru6969]

Nude beaches with sun, fun and sand

 

[weespanner]

Nude beaches with sun, fun and sand
With white bits and bits that are tanned

 

[sweetsauce]

Nude beaches with sun, fun and sand
Sun lotion on, massaged with your hand

Cymru hugs

 

[jameslewis]

Nude beaches with sun, fun and sand
Sun lotion on, massaged with your hand
With no suit in the way

 

[sweetsauce]

Nude beaches with sun, fun and sand
Sun lotion on, massaged with your hand
With no suit in the way
All open to play

 

[jameslewis]

Nude beaches with sun, fun and sand
Sun lotion on, massaged with your hand
With no suit in the way
All open to play
Going exactly as planned.

 

[Cymru6969]

Wind in her hair, cock in her mouth

 

[weespanner]

Nude beaches with sun, fun and sand
With white bits and bits that are tanned
Some of them look hot
But others are not
Naked beer-bellies should be banned

 

[hotternow]

Wind in her hair, cock in her mouth
Fingers happily wandering south

 

[Cymru6969]

Nude beaches with sun, fun and sand
With white bits and bits that are tanned
Some of them look hot
But others are not
Naked beer-bellies should be banned

tell 'at to the bloody Germans crammed into their Speedo's like weisswurst

 

[Cymru6969]

Wind in her hair, cock in her mouth
Fingers happily wandering south
Two balls on her chin

 

[hotternow]

Wind in her hair, cock in her mouth
Fingers happily wandering south
Two balls on her chin
Shaft deep within

 

[TomBoner]

Wind in her hair, cock in her mouth
Fingers happily wandering south
Two balls on her chin
Shaft deep within
He cums so hard she says ouch!

 

[Lia Monde]

She twirled in her translucent dress

 

[Cymru6969]

She twirled in her translucent dress
A rare sight-a true blonde no less

 

[stickygirl]

She twirled in her translucent dress
A rare sight-a true blonde no less
Pale curls on her muff

 

[TomBoner]

She twirled in her translucent dress
A rare sight-a true blonde no less
Pale curls on her muff
That she conditioned to fluff

Hey sticks ...

 

[sweetsauce]

She twirled in her translucent dress
A rare sight-a true blonde no less
Pale curls on her muff
That she conditioned to fluff
And tits that'd drive even a priest to confess

 

[mamasota]

GM saucey & Mr Boner


Well, the same could be said for that redhead

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Well, the same could be said for that redhead
Honey and ginger... sweet in bed.

 

[TomBoner]

Well, the same could be said for that redhead
Honey and ginger... sweet in bed.
But when her pussy would cum

 

[weespanner]

(((Lim peeps)))

Well, the same could be said for that redhead
Honey and ginger... sweet in bed.
But when her pussy would cum
He had to taste some

 

[TomBoner]

Well, the same could be said for that redhead
Honey and ginger... sweet in bed.
But when her pussy would cum
He had to taste some
so he'd eat her, even when her pussy bled!

 

[stickygirl]

Young Joyce from the Reference Section