Write Our Own Limericks - V2

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Young Joyce from the Reference Section
Had a vast vibrator collection

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Young Joyce from the Reference Section
Had a vast vibrator collection
She put each one to the test

 

[TomBoner]

Young Joyce from the Reference Section
Had a vast vibrator collection
She put each one to the test
when inviting over a guest

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Young Joyce from the Reference Section
Had a vast vibrator collection
She put each one to the test
when inviting over a guest
So they could share their pleasure with inflection

 

[TomBoner]

Sammy jacked his dick every night

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Sammy jacked his dick every night
While watching porn under the pale moonlight

 

[TomBoner]

Sammy jacked his dick every night
While watching porn under the pale moonlight
And when dawn lit the sky

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Sammy jacked his dick every night
While watching porn under the pale moonlight
And when dawn lit the sky
His cock would be red, raw, and dry

 

[TomBoner]

Sammy jacked his dick every night
While watching porn under the pale moonlight
And when dawn lit the sky
His cock would be red, raw, and dry.
Not at all a very pretty sight!

 

[mamasota]

But Sam's twin brother knew better

 

[stickygirl]

But Sam's twin brother knew better
Used his tongue to make it all wetter

 

[Cymru6969]

Sammy jacked his dick every night
While watching porn under the pale moonlight
And when dawn lit the sky
His cock would be red, raw, and dry.
Not at all a very pretty sight!

Bloody hell, people. That one made me wince!

Apply the lotion as needed

 

[mamasota]

(((((sticky, Cym)))))

Apply the lotion as needed
Advice to be very well heeded

 

[stickygirl]

Apply the lotion as needed
Advice to be very well heeded
Some girl juice will do

 

[mamasota]

But Sam's twin brother knew better
Used his tongue to make it all wetter
A gooey crack was sweeter

 

[stickygirl]

But Sam's twin brother knew better
Used his tongue to make it all wetter
A gooey crack was sweeter
When he decided to eat her

Hi Mamasota XX

 

[TomBoner]

But Sam's twin brother knew better
Used his tongue to make it all wetter
A gooey crack was sweeter
for curing the woes of his peter

 

[TomBoner]

But Sam's twin brother knew better
Used his tongue to make it all wetter
A gooey crack was sweeter
When he decided to eat her
he found out her feet were in a fetter!

 

[stickygirl]

But Sam's twin brother knew better
Used his tongue to make it all wetter
A gooey crack was sweeter
for curing the woes of his peter
Than sex with a mangey Red Setter

idk - soz bestiality comes easy

 

[TomBoner]

idk - soz bestiality comes easy

That's cuz you're British. Bestiality comes natural to you guys! :ducking:



When a man fucks a horse or a dog

 

[mamasota]

Hi Mamasota XX

But Sam's twin brother knew better
Used his tongue to make it all wetter
A gooey crack was sweeter
When he decided to eat her
Great! he thought, that he'd met her!

 

[mamasota]

Apply the lotion as needed
Advice to be very well heeded
Some girl juice will do
If she's a sweet one like you

 

[TomBoner]

Apply the lotion as needed
Advice to be very well heeded
Some girl juice will do
If she's a sweet one like you
And soon her cunt will be seeded!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

When a man fucks a horse or a dog
He gets arrested for being a hog

 

[Cymru6969]

Sammy jacked his dick every night
While watching porn under the pale moonlight
And when dawn lit the sky
His cock would be red, raw, and dry.
Not at all a very pretty sight!

That's cuz you're British. Bestiality comes natural to you guys! :ducking:



thin ice, mate. thin ice

When a man fucks a horse or a dog
Then posts vids on his beastie blog