Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TomBoner]

The batteries in her wand were waning
With just a few minutes remaining
She instead mounted her Harley
With it's V-twin so gnarly
for a ride which was sexually draining.

 

[Dan638]

Their slow dance was getting quite steamy

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Their slow dance was getting quite steamy
Grinding hard against her was so dreamy

 

[weespanner]

Their slow dance was getting quite steamy
Grinding hard against her was so dreamy
His hands on her ass

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Their slow dance was getting quite steamy
Grinding hard against her was so dreamy
His hands on her ass
Such a hot little lass

 

[weespanner]

Their slow dance was getting quite steamy
Grinding hard against her was so dreamy
His hands on her ass
Such a hot little lass
Oh shit, now her dress is all creamy!

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Poor guy....his name must have been Speedy

 

[weespanner]

Poor guy....his name must have been Speedy
His nickname is actually 'Seedy'

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Poor guy....his name must have been Speedy
His nickname is actually 'Seedy'
He has displayed his wares

 

[texou]

Poor guy....his name must have been Speedy
His nickname is actually 'Seedy'
He blows a big load

 

[weespanner]

Poor guy....his name must have been Speedy
His nickname is actually 'Seedy'
He blows a big load
Could fill a commode

 

[texou]

Poor guy....his name must have been Speedy
His nickname is actually 'Seedy'
He blows a big load
Could fill a commode
But instead it's all on his sweetie

 

[Lia Monde]

Fawn preferred to call her tits 'teats'

 

[Shadowmist99]

Fawn preferred to call her tits 'teats'
Duping men who thought they could eat

 

[LusterMunky]

Fawn preferred to call her tits 'teats'
And advertised them as great treats

 

[Dan638]

Fawn preferred to call her tits 'teats'
And advertised them as great treats
She put them on display

 

[weespanner]

Sorry PJ, didn't see this one last night!

Poor guy....his name must have been Speedy
His nickname is actually 'Seedy'
He has displayed his wares
With and without hairs
Though with them it looks a bit weedy


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Fawn preferred to call her tits 'teats'
Duping men who thought they could eat
She'd give them a flash



Fawn preferred to call her tits 'teats'
And advertised them as great treats
She put them on display
For a week on EBay

 

[travelmate2002]

Fawn preferred to call her tits 'teats'
Duping men who thought they could eat
She'd give them a flash
then would ask for cash

 

[travelmate2002]

Fawn preferred to call her tits 'teats'
And advertised them as great treats
She put them on display
For a week on EBay
some viewers, many of them repeats.

 

[weespanner]

Fawn preferred to call her tits 'teats'
Duping men who thought they could eat
She'd give them a flash
then would ask for cash
For a quick grope in the back seat

 

[Dan638]

She loved to play with his hefty pecker

 

[HellBenttoo]

She loved to play with his hefty pecker
Her sister too, was a pecker checker

 

[weespanner]

She loved to play with his hefty pecker
Her sister too, was a pecker checker
Tho she was quite small

 

[HellBenttoo]

She loved to play with his hefty pecker
Her sister too, was a pecker checker
Tho she was quite small
She had quite a ball

 

[weespanner]

She loved to play with his hefty pecker
Her sister too, was a pecker checker
Tho she was quite small
She had quite a ball
But a big one would probably wreck her