Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

The Pilgrims were all very lusty
The women were all very busty
They loved juicy stuffing

 

[cliteatingman]

The Pilgrims were all very lusty
The women were all very busty
They loved juicy stuffing
And whipping and cuffing

 

[Lia Monde]

The Pilgrims were all very lusty
The women were all very busty
They loved juicy stuffing
And whipping and cuffing
And lewd pillow talk in voices quite husky

 

[mamasota]

That turkey he was a fine bird

 

[Lia Monde]

That turkey he was a fine bird
Some of their hungers he cured

 

[mamasota]

That turkey he was a fine bird
Some of their hungers he cured
When they took a big bite

 

[Lia Monde]

That turkey he was a fine bird
Some of their hungers he cured
When they took a big bite
He put up a fight

 

[cliteatingman]

That turkey he was a fine bird
Some of their hungers he cured
When they took a big bite
He put up a fight
And then he laid a big turd

 

[Lia Monde]

The big breasted tease was muy loco

 

[cliteatingman]

The big breasted tease was muy loco
So a bought her a rum and some cocoa

 

[subdued_passion]

The big breasted tease was muy loco
So a bought her a rum and some cocoa
She relished my treat

 

[travelmate2002]

The big breasted tease was muy loco
So a bought her a rum and some cocoa
She relished my treat
then offered a teat

 

[munch2much]

The big breasted tease was muy loco
So a bought her a rum and some cocoa
She relished my treat
then offered a teat
Her knickers up and down like a yoyo

 

[mamasota]

When it was time for Ella to eat

 

[cliteatingman]

When it was time for Ella to eat
She kneelled and begged for man meat

 

[weespanner]

When it was time for Ella to eat
She kneeled and begged for man meat
As dinner was served

 

[Midnight_Man]

When it was time for Ella to eat
She kneeled and begged for man meat
As dinner was served
A moan could be heard

 

[weespanner]

When it was time for Ella to eat
She kneeled and begged for man meat
As dinner was served
A moan could be heard
As she wished herself bon appetite!


'bone' appetite might have been more apt

 

[LoveToLurk]

His meat was long, thick and juicy

 

[weespanner]

His meat was long, thick and juicy
And filled her tight little pussy

 

[travelmate2002]

His meat was long, thick and juicy
And filled her tight little pussy
she cried out for more

 

[subdued_passion]

His meat was long, thick and juicy
And filled her tight little pussy
she cried out for more
e'en though she was sore

 

[travelmate2002]

His meat was long, thick and juicy
And filled her tight little pussy
she cried out for more
e'en though she was sore
she was one hot little hussy!

 

[Lia Monde]

The Native American maid did a Pilgrim

 

[weespanner]

The Native American maid did a Pilgrim
But first she went for a Brazil-trim