Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick
Was well hung but a bit of a prick
His bad attitude
Made him a nasty old dude



That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick
Had more ladies from which to pick
They were eager to please
As they dropped to their knees

 

[AbsintheFather]

That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick
Was well hung but a bit of a prick
His bad attitude
Made him a nasty old dude
They'd screw him then leave real quick



That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick
Had more ladies from which to pick
They were eager to please
As they dropped to their knees
Too big to suck, they gave it a lick

 

[Lia Monde]

Judy mounted him reverse cowgirl

 

[TalulahG]

That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick
Was well hung but a bit of a prick

All the ladies were scared
When that monster was bared
And grateful he was always quite quick!

 

[LoveToLurk]

Judy mounted him reverse cowgirl
And gave his hard cock a good twirl

 

[cliteatingman]

Judy mounted him reverse cowgirl
And gave his hard cock a good twirl
He played with her ass

 

[LoveToLurk]

Judy mounted him reverse cowgirl
And gave his hard cock a good twirl
He played with her ass
She was a hot, sexy lass

 

[cliteatingman]

Judy mounted him reverse cowgirl
And gave his hard cock a good twirl
He played with her ass
She was a hot, sexy lass

They fucked until their toes did curl

 

[LoveToLurk]

He fucked her until loudly she did scream

 

[cliteatingman]

He fucked her until loudly she did scream
At his own accomplishment he did beam

 

[cliteatingman]

He fucked her until loudly she did scream
At his own accomplishment he did beam
She fell to her knees

 

[Lia Monde]

He fucked her until loudly she did scream
At his own accomplishment he did beam
She fell to her knees
And continued to please

 

[cliteatingman]

He fucked her until loudly she did scream
At his own accomplishment he did beam
She fell to her knees
And continued to please
Until she swallowed his cream

 

[Cymru6969]

You can cum on me, not in me

 

[Lia Monde]

You can cum on me, not in me
I'm committedly childless, you see

 

[Cymru6969]

You can cum on me, not in me
I'm committedly childless, you see
On my tits or face

 

[kedsnbourbon]

You can cum on me, not in me
I'm committedly childless, you see
On my tits or face
On my pure white lace

 

[Cymru6969]

You can cum on me, not in me
I'm committedly childless, you see
On my tits or face
On my pure white lace
Or on me mum, for a small fee

 

[BradBigBrain]

For A fee? Your mum's a whore?

 

[Cymru6969]

For A fee? Your mum's a whore?
Aren't we all, behind a closed door?

 

[BradBigBrain]

For A fee? Your mum's a whore?
Aren't we all, behind a closed door?
Cum on your mum?

 

[Cymru6969]

For A fee? Your mum's a whore?
Aren't we all, behind a closed door?
Cum on your mum?
Fi, fy, fo, fum!

 

[Cymru6969]

For A fee? Your mum's a whore?
Aren't we all, behind a closed door?
Cum on your mum?
Fi, fy, fo, fum!
Englishmen have done it before!

Sorry, I could nae help myself

 

[Cymru6969]

How many women does it take

 

[kedsnbourbon]

How many women does it take
To satisfy me, for goodness sake