Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[AbsintheFather]

How many women does it take
To satisfy me, for goodness sake
May I be blunt?

 

[85Ironman]

How many women does it take
To satisfy me, for goodness sake
May I be blunt?
'Cuz you're a runt!

 

[Cymru6969]

How many women does it take
To satisfy me, for goodness sake
May I be blunt?
'Cuz you're a runt!
But the huge penis takes the cake

 

[Lia Monde]

So cold it shriveled his junk

 

[cliteatingman]

So cold it shriveled his junk
Just as he admired her trunk

 

[Lia Monde]

So cold it shriveled his junk
Just as he admired her trunk
But his frozen stick

 

[Chance_G]

So cold it shriveled his junk
Just as he admired her trunk
But his frozen stick
Was in need of a lick

 

[TwoShades]

So cold it shriveled his junk
Just as he admired her trunk
But his frozen stick
Came alive with a lick

 

[AbsintheFather]

So cold it shriveled his junk
Just as he admired her trunk
But his frozen stick
Came alive with a lick
She had a warm meal of his spunk

 

[AbsintheFather]

He invented a new frozen treat

 

[Chance_G]

He invented a new frozen treat
X rated yet still fit to eat

 

[Lia Monde]

He invented a new frozen treat
X rated yet still fit to eat
Jizz both creamy and cold

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He invented a new frozen treat
X rated yet still fit to eat
Jizz both creamy and cold
Straight from a tube, I'm told

 

[dearc]

He invented a new frozen treat
X rated yet still fit to eat
Jizz both creamy and cold
Straight from a tube, I'm told
And a taste that couldn't be beat

 

[Lia Monde]

Her pubes were as red as hot fire

 

[dearc]

Her pubes were as red as hot fire
Giving her a heightened desire

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her pubes were as red as hot fire
Her nipples taught with desire

 

[Lia Monde]

Her pubes were as red as hot fire
Giving her a heightened desire
"Please lick my vagina"



Her pubes were as red as hot fire
Her nipples taut with desire
Her red locks did sway

 

[Cymru6969]

Her pubes were as red as hot fire
Giving her a heightened desire
"Please lick my vagina"
In North Carolina


Her pubes were as red as hot fire
Her nipples taut with desire
Her red locks did sway
The men in her day

 

[Lia Monde]

Her pubes were as red as hot fire
Giving her a heightened desire
"Please lick my vagina"
In North Carolina
Cuz my libido's need is so dire


Her pubes were as red as hot fire
Her nipples taut with desire
Her red locks did sway
The men in her day
To mount the ruby twat they admired

 

[Lia Monde]

She made love to a firm, warm pillow

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

She made love to a firm, warm pillow
Humping it like a horny armadillo

 

[travelmate2002]

She made love to a firm, warm pillow
Humping it like a horny armadillo
the rubbing felt good

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

She made love to a firm, warm pillow
Humping it like a horny armadillo
the rubbing felt good
And she finally understood

 

[mamasota]

She made love to a firm, warm pillow
Humping it like a horny armadillo
the rubbing felt good
And she finally understood
Why they nicknamed her Pussy Willow