Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Madonna had put on some weight
Guy Ritchie dumped her, which was great

 

[Lia Monde]

Madonna had put on some weight
Guy Ritchie dumped her, which was great
So to lose some fat

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Madonna had put on some weight
Guy Ritchie dumped her, which was great
So to lose some fat
She ran like a rat

 

[Cymru6969]

Madonna had put on some weight
Guy Ritchie dumped her, which was great
So to lose some fat
She ran like a rat
And kept the pasta off her plate

 

[Cymru6969]

She's a mile wide and one inch deep

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

She's a mile wide and one inch deep
A small step for man, and a giant leap

 

[Cymru6969]

She's a mile wide and one inch deep
A small step for man, and a giant leap
Not much to look at

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

She's a mile wide and one inch deep
A small step for man, and a giant leap
Not much to look at
Less pussy, more cat

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She's a mile wide and one inch deep
A small step for man, and a giant leap
Not much to look at
Less pussy, more cat
But oh, can she make my cock weep!

 

[Lia Monde]

Nan aspired to be a cum slut

 

[mamasota]

Nan aspired to be a cum slut
She needed practice with her butt

 

[Lia Monde]

Nan aspired to be a cum slut
She needed practice with her butt
She picked up a man

 

[TwoShades]

Nan aspired to be a cum slut
She needed practice with her butt
She picked up a man
With a definitive plan

 

[Cymru6969]

Nan aspired to be a cum slut
She needed practice with her butt
She picked up a man
With a definitive plan
So her sphincter now gapes. So what!

 

[mamasota]

Cymru said Nan's sphincter was gaping

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cymru said Nan's sphincter was gaping
Might require a bit o' taping

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru said Nan's sphincter was gaping
Might require a bit o' taping
Now pooping's a breeze!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Cymru said Nan's sphincter was gaping
Might require a bit o' taping
Now pooping's a breeze!
But she shits with a sneeze

 

[BradBigBrain]

Cymru said Nan's sphincter was gaping
Might require a bit o' taping
Now pooping's a breeze!
But she shits with a sneeze
And her shit blew all over the draping

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru said Nan's sphincter was gaping
Might require a bit o' taping
Now pooping's a breeze!
But she shits with a sneeze
See her TED Talk on anal raping

 

[AbsintheFather]

Cymru said Nan's sphincter was gaping
Might require a bit o' taping
Now pooping's a breeze!
But she shits with a sneeze
See her TED Talk on anal raping

. . .and my ending

Cymru said Nan's sphincter was gaping
Might require a bit o' taping
Now pooping's a breeze!
But she shits with a sneeze
If she's sick make sure it's you she's facing

 

[mamasota]

That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick

 

[MattWolf]

That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick
Was well hung but a bit of a prick

 

[85Ironman]

That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick
Had more ladies from which to pick

 

[Lia Monde]

That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick
Was well hung but a bit of a prick
His bad attitude



That guy with the stiff 10 inch dick
Had more ladies from which to pick
They were eager to please