Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Her nipples would harden at will

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her nipples would harden at will
She'd pinch and squeeze and pull them until

 

[sweetsauce]

Her nipples would harden at will
She'd pinch and squeeze and pull them until
with a grunt and a groan

 

[Lia Monde]

Her nipples would harden at will
She'd pinch and squeeze and pull them until
with a grunt and a groan
And a loud passionate moan

 

[mamasota]

Her nipples would harden at will
She'd pinch and squeeze and pull them until
with a grunt and a groan
And a loud passionate moan
Her hot cream passion would spill







*Lia

 

[Cymru6969]

She left for work in a hurry

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

She left for work in a hurry
And forgot her panties in the scurry

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

She left for work in a hurry

Forgot panties but tried not to worry

 

[Cymru6969]

She left for work in a hurry
And forgot her panties in the scurry
She felt a cold breeze


She left for work in a hurry
Forgot panties but tried not to worry
The boardroom table

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

She left for work in a hurry
And forgot her panties in the scurry
She felt a cold breeze
as she sank to her knees

She left for work in a hurry
Forgot panties but tried not to worry
The boardroom table

was more than able

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

She left for work in a hurry
And forgot her panties in the scurry
She felt a cold breeze
Blowing up above her knees


She left for work in a hurry
Forgot panties but tried not to worry
The boardroom table
Was more than able

 

[Cymru6969]

She left for work in a hurry
And forgot her panties in the scurry
She felt a cold breeze
Blowing up above her knees
But with plush bush, not to worry


She left for work in a hurry
Forgot panties but tried not to worry
The boardroom table
Was more than able
Fuck! My cell phone cam is blurry!

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

She left for work in a hurry
And forgot her panties in the scurry
She felt a cold breeze
Blowing up above her knees
But with plush bush, not to worry


She left for work in a hurry
Forgot panties but tried not to worry
The boardroom table
Was more than able
Fuck! My cell phone cam is blurry!

haha

Her juice dribbled down her thighs

 

[Cymru6969]

Her juice dribbled down her thighs
Seeing him double in size

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Her juice dribbled down her thighs
Seeing him double in size

Her daughter said, Mum?

 

[Cymru6969]

Her daughter said, Mum?

can i have some

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

can i have some

Its starting to attract the flies

 

[Cymru6969]

Lift the veil, women. Let us see.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Lift the veil, women. Let us see.
Something more than just your knee.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Lift the veil, women. Let us see.
Something more than just your knee.

She said "but sir?"

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Lift the veil, women. Let us see.
Something more than just your knee.
She said "but sir?"
Under there is nothing but fur.

 

[Cymru6969]

Lift the veil, women. Let us see.
Something more than just your knee.
She said "but sir?"
"I'm not a 'her'!"

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Lift the veil, women. Let us see.
Something more than just your knee.
She said "but sir?"
"I'm not a 'her'!"
I even stand up to pee.

 

[Cymru6969]

Lift the veil, women. Let us see.
Something more than just your knee.
She said "but sir?"
"Under there is nothing but fur."
"Brazilians are just not for me."

 

[Lia Monde]

Madonna had put on some weight