Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

Scarlett drew porno with pen and with ink
But before long she'd run out of pink
She switched to blood red
For his throbbing head
"Damn that looks more real" I think!

 

[Cymru6969]

I sat for a portrait all nude

 

[sweetsauce]

I sat for a portrait all nude
Some say it could be quite rude

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

I sat for a portrait all nude
Some say it could be quite rude
For as I sat in my pose

 

[sweetsauce]

I sat for a portrait all nude
Some say it could be quite rude
For as I sat in my pose
They cried "what are those?!"

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

I sat for a portrait all nude
Some say it could be quite rude
For as I sat in my pose
They cried "what are those?!"
As daffodils to my member I'd glued

 

[sweetsauce]

Susie was a lady so grand

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Susie was a lady so grand
But she had a wandering hand

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Susie was a lady so grand
But she had a wandering hand
In his pants she did place it

 

[sweetsauce]

Susie was a lady so grand
But she had a wandering hand
In his pants she did place it
She joyfully found his exhibit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Susie was a lady so grand
But she had a wandering hand
In his pants she did place it
She joyfully found his exhibit
And proceeded to play with his gland

 

[weespanner]

Susie was a lady so grand
But she had a wandering hand
In his pants she did place it
She joyfully found his exhibit
And proceeded to play with his gland

Before long his pants were too tight

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Before long his pants were too tight
Her reward, much to her delight

 

[weespanner]

Before long his pants were too tight
Her reward, much to her delight
Was nine inches long

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Before long his pants were too tight
Her reward, much to her delight
Was nine inches long
A thick, curvy dong

 

[weespanner]

Before long his pants were too tight
Her reward, much to her delight
Was nine inches long
A thick, curvy dong
He winked and said 'Fancy a bite?'

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her big full breasts nearly fell out

 

[weespanner]

Her big full breasts nearly fell out
In the pub after two pints of stout

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her big full breasts nearly fell out
In the pub after two pints of stout
'Ere's to ya wee lass!

 

[weespanner]

Her big full breasts nearly fell out
In the pub after two pints of stout
'Ere's to ya wee lass!
Hey that's my drink ya bass!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her big full breasts nearly fell out
In the pub after two pints of stout
'Ere's to ya wee lass!
Hey that's my drink ya bass!
And they shared a pint... the tart and the lout.

 

[HellBenttoo]

Her big full breasts nearly fell out
In the pub after two pints of stout
'Ere's to ya wee lass!
Hey that's my drink ya bass!
As her bosom heaved from the shout

 

[weespanner]

Ha! well done you two!



The pub owner asked them to leave

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The pub owner asked them to leave
The customers started to grieve

 

[weespanner]

The pub owner asked them to leave
The customers started to grieve
They asked for a last round