Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TwoShades]

The pub owner asked them to leave
The customers started to grieve
They asked for a last round
And with barely a sound

 

[weespanner]

The pub owner asked them to leave
The customers started to grieve
They asked for a last round
And with barely a sound
She tucked her boobs into her sleeve

 

[HellBenttoo]

The pub owner asked them to leave
The customers started to grieve
They asked for a last round
But not a pence nor a pound

 

[kedsnbourbon]

very good!

 

[TwoShades]

The pub owner asked them to leave
The customers started to grieve
They asked for a last round
And with barely a sound
She tucked her boobs into her sleeve

lmao....

 

[HellBenttoo]

The pub owner asked them to leave
The customers started to grieve
They asked for a last round
And with barely a sound
She tucked her boobs into her sleeve

Ahhh, her "heart on her sleeve" so to speak. Well done.

 

[Lia Monde]

Thad had a wife, a mistress and a whore

 

[TwoShades]

Thad had a wife, a mistress and a whore
Yet all he could think of was 'more'

 

[HellBenttoo]

Thad had a wife, a mistress and a whore
Yet all he could think of was 'more'
But try as he would

 

[sweetsauce]

Thad had a wife, a mistress and a whore
Yet all he could think of was 'more'
But try as he would
He never quite could..

 

[Cymru6969]

Thad had a wife, a mistress and a whore
Yet all he could think of was 'more'
But try as he would
He never quite could..
Get his cock in the bung of that boar

 

[Cymru6969]

She shaved his nut-sack smooth and close

 

[weespanner]

She shaved his nut-sack smooth and close
So the hairs couldn't tickle her nose

 

[HellBenttoo]

She shaved his nut-sack smooth and close
So the hairs couldn't tickle her nose
But to her chagrin

 

[weespanner]

She shaved his nut-sack smooth and close
So the hairs couldn't tickle her nose
But to her chagrin
They now scratched her chin

 

[HellBenttoo]

She shaved his nut-sack smooth and close
So the hairs couldn't tickle her nose
But to her chagrin
They now scratched her chin
A 5 o'clock shadow I 'spose.

 

[sweetsauce]

She shaved his nut-sack smooth and close
So the hairs couldn't tickle her nose
But to her chagrin
They now scratched her chin
A 5 o'clock shadow I 'spose.

lolol..very funny!

 

[Lia Monde]

Saucy Sue made a cuckold of Tim

 

[cliteatingman]

Saucy Sue made a cuckold of Tim
She and I really did that to him

 

[dearc]

Saucy Sue made a cuckold of Tim
She and I really did that to him
But the act gave him much joy

 

[cliteatingman]

Saucy Sue made a cuckold of Tim
She and I really did that to him
But the act gave him much joy
To see her used like a toy

 

[sweetsauce]

Saucy Sue made a cuckold of Tim
She and I really did that to him
But the act gave him much joy
To see her used like a toy
With cum running right out of her quim!

 

[cliteatingman]

Get on your knees and be fed!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Get on your knees and be fed!
Said the man who demanded head...

 

[Lia Monde]

Get on your knees and be fed!
Said the man who demanded head...
She devoured his meat